Controversial Food Opinion #3:

“you’re always crashing out” god forbid i have a hobby

This took me like 20 minutes to make 💀💀

It shouldn't be a funny as it is

“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

Controversial food opinion #7:

The filet-o-fish from McDonald’s is actually not that bad

So...did u get deja vu?

going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.