"Hello, are you awake yet?"
An somewhat high pitched voice asks you. You struggle to open your eyes, but eventually open them to a long haired person with clouded over eyes and a removed left arm in a city of bricks.
You start to scream.
"Whoa, whoa. Edward," Edward? How can they know your name? You can only stare at the person in front of you as they introduce themself.
"I'm Jack Hause. Hopefully you recognize me now, Edd."
A memory starts to emerge within your head of Jack's lifeless body in a kitchen. Their eyes were clearly wide open.
Then within your mind, you see a blonde man burning within an oven-like contraption screaming until his voice gave out, a blue eyed corpse within a pool area, a severely wounded man about to have a plane crash into him, two blonde haired women with their faces stuck in food, clearly having been poisoned, a man in round glasses exploding in a failed experimental tank seemingly from WW1. But the thing that truly terrified you was your 'friend' smirking down at you as you died in front of a mirror.
"I-" You barely whimper before Jack offers you their only intact hand of guidance.
"Don't worry Edd," Jack speaks, "You should be a little safe with me."
21.) Do they have any personal insecurities?
Answer: Jack has two. Jack is afraid that one day their sisters could die. Jack is a social butterfly, so when they are alone for long periods of time, then Jack would eventually lose their sanity. Jack does not want their sanity lost.
22.) What is their highest physical stat and their highest non-physical stat?
Answer: Jack's highest Physical Stat; Strength (They can actually carry 2 tons)
Jack's highest non-physical stat: Charisma
23.) How would they react to finding out that someone lied to them, even if it was for their own safety?
Answer: Jack would be a stuttering wreck, they could only speak in German as they would pace around.
24.) Do they prefer cold weather or warm weather?
Answer: Jack was forced to work in cold weather. So Jack prefers warm weather.
25.) How easy is it for them to say "I love you"?
Answer: It is very easy for Jack to say that. Like, they could be next to someone and suddenly blurt out that sentence unironically.
26.) How easy is it for them to tell someone about their worries?
Answer: Most of the time, Jack would hide his worries. But if they were with a drinking buddy/best friend, Jack would spill their worries out.
27.) Have they ever witnessed someone die?
Answer: Jack and their sisters were able to escape the burning circus tent alongside some patrons and their dad. Jack still remembers the screeches of Linda Hause as her flesh burned away.
28.) Are they ticklish?
Answer: Jack is very ticklish.
29.) How high/low is their pain tolerance?
Answer: Same as an average human.
30.) Is there something that they secretly wish to do but are too scared?
Answer: Jack wishes to spit on their mother's grave. However, every time they attempt to do something like that, they leave at the last second.
31.) Are they a messy eater or a neat eater?
Answer: Jack is a somewhat messy eater.
32.) What moment of their life did they feel the most unloved?
Answer: When their mother Linda Hause was still alive. Because she was distant at best and ruthlessly abusive at worse to them and their two sisters.
33.) What moment of their life made them feel most loved?
Answer: When their dad Emil Hause was taking care of them and their sisters. Their father was better at parenting, especially with therapy.
34.) Which senses would they hate to lose the most: vision, hearing, smell, taste, or touch?
Answer: Vision, because they wouldn't be able to see the people they love.
35.) Are they good at small talk?
Answer: Somewhat.
36.) If they could ask any one question and get the absolute truth, who and what would they ask?
Answer: They would ask a director if they could put them into their movie as an extra or maybe a side character.
37.) If they had the chance, would they prefer to travel to the past or the future?
Answer: Jack would travel to the future to see if they have a cure for paralysis.
38.) Who had the biggest impact in their life, both positive and negative?
Answer: Their mother Linda Hause negatively. She abused them for performances. Their father Emil Hause positively for obvious reasons.
39.) Would they rather live life always surrounded by people, or always alone?
Answer: Jack would rather live life always surrounded by people because they want to entertain people.
40.) Is there anyone or anything that immediately instills fear in them?
Answer: Linda Hause and elephants.
Jack Hause is the Ultimate Circus Performer and is the Chapter one victim of the EddsworldXDanganropa AU.
Backstory: Jack Hause was born on October 3rd, 1999 (Age 23) in Berlin, Germany. For years, Jack was forced to work in their parents' traveling circus with their two sisters. Their mother Linda Callmann would gaslight Jack and their sisters (Alice and Ada Hause) while she withheld any feelings of love (she never loved her kids, she saw them as tools.). Without fail, she would nitpick Jack's performance even if they performed so well that it would be award-worthy.
One hot and dry day on July 15th, 2012 (Jack was 12 at the time), while Linda Hause was performing a fire-breathing trick, Linda was set on fire by the trick and as the tent began to burn down, Linda, a clown, a lion named Goldherz, and 10 other circus patrons burned to death within the inferno in the plains where the circus was taking place.
After the event, their father Emil Hause had to take care of them and their sisters in the best way he could.
Jack never had many friends growing up, and the way they tries to be friendly tends to annoy people. As a result, Jack has loneliness and depression from the lack of an outlet.
Facts about Jack Hause:
Jack Hause is 5''5 feet tall.
Jack Hause is non-binary (They-Them)
Jack is omnisexual.
Jack is a virgin. And that's okay.
Jack Hause's favorite food is a ham sandwich. Jack's favorite candy is Circus Peanuts (that weird marshmallow kind)
Jack would occasionally juggle things around including but not limited to Ruben's glasses, pens, paper balls, cola cans, and sticks.
Jack loves haunted houses and will squeal whenever they are in one.
Diwi and Jack are drinking buddies!
Jack is able to perform the Wheel of Death (space wheel), but faints if they has to be tied to any board for a impalement art.
Jack's sisters dream jobs are to be an teacher (Ada) and an astronaut (Alice) respectively. Jack's dream job is to be an actor.
Jack's favorite holiday is Three Kings Day.
Jack would chug 1 liter of drinkable cheese on a 15 British Pound dare before passing out.
Jack has an unbearable laugh.
If Jack Hause was to go camping with someone in tents. Jack would take the air bed the person is sleeping to the nearest lake, push the bed to float on the lake. Jack would wait for the victim to wake up to see them try and splash into the water to escape the lake.
Jack will be the type of person to eat pizza with a knife and fork. Just to make fun of people.
The BLU Spy and Engineer are married, your honor. They told me themselves.
A short sneak peek at the next Lil' Pootis Episode!
Edward Evans (The False Hero)
Eduardo Hernandez (The Anti Hero)
Paul Torres (Fighter Against Hope)
Matt "Matthew" Paris (Medusa of Mirrors)
Tom "Thomas" James (Experiment 005)
Mark Rudmen (Nevermore)
These fine young men were created on September 15, 2022 in the god awful part 1 of Surf and Turf Wars.
They were misunderstood amongst the fandom. Some calling them bad characters and that Eduardo and Mark should have been the antagonists.
But that never stopped people like my friend @dietcolqz from falling in love with these characters. People like her even made fan art about them and gave these 3 names when barely anyone cared...
However; their short lived reign has finally come to a close on this day on August 17th, 2023, when they were crushed by a whale in the end of Surf and Turf Wars Part 2.
Every fan of these 3, give a fake watermelon toast to these men...
And a moment of silence...
For these 3 men...
Ruben Goldsmith
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If Komaeda likes fingers in his ass, then what does Hajime like? 🤔
Tord Lawrson (Ultimate Military Leader)
Matt Haergraves (Ultimate Silverer)
Tom Sidge (Ultimate Bartender)
Edward "Edd" Evans (Ultimate Animator)
Todd Vasilyev (Ultimate Russian Historian)
Jon Yume (Ultimate Hope)
Eduardo Hernandez (Ultimate Adventurer)
I love lesbians so much.
Blease,,, bless us with,, some gal pals,, pelase
just gal pals,, doing gal pals things,,
Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes! I appreciate it!