049- (holding a coffee cut that says 'Definitely not wine')
035- Is that wine?
049-
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035- Doc-
049- What is this henti? I heard Dr Bright speaking of it, but i myself have not encountered a henti
Dr Clef- (WHEZEEING)
035- DOC, NO!
Dr Bright- Im gonna tell him
035- NO
some of the best quotes from my discord
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106- Im about to kill a child using a dehydrated fetus
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Clef- Look at me... I'm wearing sandals im not ready for war
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049-jay- MY BONES ARE FULL OF ANTS?!
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Bright- I SWEAR! if they have to bleep out Eminem during the halftime show hes just going to sound like an EAS alarm!
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035- fame is 5% hard work and 95% is hanging out with hot people
Random quotes (mostly 035)
035- Being pan doesnt make me slutty, i just so happen to be both
035- Im not intrested in being polite nor heterosexual
035- (at 049) Damn shawty you lookin' fuckin' unhinged
035- AGH! STUPID HANDLE! OPENING THIS DOOR IS HARDER THAN AN EDGY TEEN TRYING TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS!
049- (on the verge of a mental breakdown) NOISES AND WHAT THEY MEAN!!
(The doctors watch in horror as he chugs 2 pots worth of coffee as he stands next to a haphazardly done slides presentation)
049- (not speaking but making weird hand gesturs) ANY QUESTIONS?
Dr Bright-(raising his hand just worried) yeah what the actual FUCK?
106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink
049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism
049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'
106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning
106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire
If SCPs drew themselves
i love this so much
Im gonna hit you with a bus
106- what if the air we breath is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world what when people take drugs and trip they see the real world and thats why their illegal.
049- Yeah ok sure but i need you to stop eating my medical cocaine
035- you will not have peace?
(woman walks by)
035- have a peice of that- nah thats not my type
035- shes pretty
035- its just my type is men
035- hahahhaHAHAHHAH
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