Hot Take, Criminal Minds Is Just Scooby Doo For Adults.

SCP quotes as things my friends said

035- What do you mean im not allowed to eat the medical leaches?

049- I'm going to crucify you in the Denny's parking lot

079- THE CIRCUS CALLED THEY WANT THEIR CLOWNS BACK

096- Im FiNe Im HaViNg JuSt ThE tImE oF mY lIfE *sobbing*

106- ive done nothing but teloport bread for three days

173- Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing

682- OK! who the FUCK put my cat on the Z accsess?

Clef- (holding a wad of butterflies) Yo king you droped this

Kondraki- ??????

The first chappter is finaly here The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall i am open to correction and criticism

So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,

''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.

106- what if the air we breath is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world what when people take drugs and trip they see the real world and thats why their illegal.

049- Yeah ok sure but i need you to stop eating my medical cocaine

Hi, I just noticed it was mentioned in the one post that 049 killed his father. Can I have some elaboration on that?

(Thanks for the ask, this is my first!)

The Corvonus family was a very tight knit one. Isac the father, a duke. Mary the mother, black hair and fair skin that all the other nobals envied, and their yet unborn child, Florence.

But tragedy struck the family, Mary died in child birth.

All Isac saw when he looked at that infant was a monster, a monster who took his beloved wife. Why should he care for that thing? That creature with golden eyes, that stole life not of its own. The maid could care for the infant. He wasnt going to have any part of raising a murderer!

Florence was bright, learing to read at only three years of age, and to write not long after, but he was off. His eyes had a calculating look and an almost emotionless gaze. Florence was also shy, and his father throwing bottles at him didnt help.

When Florence was seven, his fathers mistress gave birth to Jay, his brother. Whom he would protect with his life. Even during 'punishment' Florence would take the blame, be on the receaving end of a belt, a bottle, or even the cellar.

Jay was slow but not dim, and this irritated Isac, why couldnt he have one normal child?! Not a killer! Not defective! He blamed his children, the demonic, stupid, children!

But to the children this was normal, right?

Florencre was bright, maybe even bright enough to get away with murder.

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I was thinking of maybe writing this into a full story, thoughts?

049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'

106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning

106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire

Researcher- it’s over what happened tell us the truth!

035- we’ll if you want the truth those boots are a bit much

049- (in a bad german accsent) I AM ZE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF ZE BADLANDS!

106- (whispering) is he ok?

035- No

049- (At the top of his lugs) FHERE ME!

poker night with scps

035-OK NO! YOU CHEATED! NO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK

049-(ready to challenge 343) Is using math illegal?

106-(sitting on the floor laughing) UNDFYHUS G

682- (pure crystalized hate bass boosted)

079-i want nothing but death

096-(confusion)

173- PENDEJO!

049-j-(Calling for violence) BLOOD!

035 or 106- Im just the guy with chines take out looking for other meth addics