Grover Underwood 🤝 Percy Jackson

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female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

Jason after asking nico to make the move on will for the hundredth time and nico refusing: PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

Nico:

I swear to god the councilors are so fcking dumb that even gorgodon shit could handle the elvin world better than them.

They are literally an example of "smart individuals but when together there is not a single braincell present"

I find it so funny that Matthias of all people probably knows the most vulgar form of Kerch known to mankind on account of learning it in prison.

Matthias, after stubbing his toe: *the most vile vulgar atrocious string of curses you’ve heard in your life*

the other crows: *staring in horror* 😨

Kaz, whistling: Damn, Helvar. I didn’t even know some of those.

What happened to tinker in the past .... do we get to know more about her backstory in the 10th book ?????? Do dex and her become good friends ??? Do they have competitions in who can builda better gadget???? I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP

If they have competitions then tinker prolly lets dex win cause he's competitive

It took ten whole minutes just to find the original post to link

I love percabeth but pipabeth is just absolutely *chef's kiss*

The forehead touch lives rent free in my head

Thinking about Jason Grace, a kid who fought for approvl for a parent he never really knew yet still feared. Felt like he couldn’t do anything without his father, praying to him for power. Boy who died and his father barely cared, boy who DIED FOR THE GODS and ultimately died for nothing, STILL not getting tbe one thing he wanted for most of his life. Jason Grace is really a sixteen year old kid isn’t he? Because god knows I felt the same. God knows Jason Grace. I know. i know.

“that meme is dead” i’ve had some of these sitting in my camera roll since october please don’t mention it 😭