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Local insomniac and amnesiac accidentally scare the ever living daylights out of each other for completely different and very personal reasons.

I like the headcanon that the chain end up sharing and learning each other's songs! (Whether on purpose or by accident in the case of Legend here. It also ties into how Wild knows a bunch of their songs in totk!)

As usual, there's some extras under the read more!

I started coloring and then decided not to! Anyways- Pink Link Pink Link! Wind and Legend are crafting~ Wind's making what I know from camp as a pirate's rope bracelet >:) (though the actual name of the craft is kumihimo!)

Calypso, gesturing to herself and the rest of the suitors: Now, which of us will be the object of your attraction?

Odysseus, very obviously uninterested in any of them: Hm, wow, what great options. This is going to be so hard.

[Penelope walks in, hair disheveled and clothes ripped up. She is also covered in blood]

Penelope: Oh, sisters. I’m back from war.

Odysseus, with hearts in his eyes as he shoves every single woman out of the way: Hello, sailor!

If I may ask, how is Ody doing in the Warrior! Penelope AU? Is he doing alright? How's he fending off the suitors swarming the palace for a shot at earning the heart of the King?(Even if we all know there's only one person with that claim) And how about Telemachus, is he doing okay?

In all seriousness, I am genuinely curious about your take on Odysseus and Telemachus in this AU, plus a little about the suitors.

(Also, your art is amazing!!)

pff Ody is never doing alright, what are you talking about

he's spending 20 years pretending to string his old bow to buy time over the suitresses (is that a word?) (woman suitors.). Then the challenge is whoever gets to finish his wife's old shroud gets to be the new queen, and this beggar old woman somehow finishes it perfectly

and telemachus is honestly the exact same thing

Endangered Species

Dick: *Staring deadpan into the camera, The Office Style* And here, you can see the endangered species of Coffee Children in their natural habit.

Tim and Marinette: *falls down the stairs, babbling incoherently at each other while simultaneously fighting over the coffee pot*

Dick: Natural selection is coming for this species

Tim and Marinette: *chugging coffee from the pot in the background*

Jay was in character and we were all Mico during "Odysseus"

siren!ody for yall thank this comment section from here

yall scare me at times.... then again, i have said worse (do the people want warrior penelope too btw?!!)

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

This made me think that in the Warrior Penelope AU it would be Penelope who ran to her patron for help on how to flirt boy.

Ares would be much more enthusiastic about helping Penelope,(after a small window of being incredulous bc why would she ask him about this and not his girlfriend, the literal goddess of love) but his actual advice would probably kinda suck.

It's okay, Odysseus ends up being kinda into it.

that scene from HTTYD 2 but it’s Odypen because it fits them so well

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