Eren: You Murdered Me

Levi: damn mikasa you're so wet

Mikasa: and who's fault is it?

Levi:I know I know..I shouldn't have pushed you

Mikasa:the sunset is beautiful,isn't it?

Levi: stop with your dramatic ass and go back to sleep

Hange:HELLO~~~

Hange: oh my gosh-

Hange: did I interupt something important?

Hange:or what I mean is... something spicy~

Levi:yes,you did

Mikasa: hange..why are you here-

Hange:I just want to see my favourite couple!

Hange:but it turns out they're still making babies~

Mikasa:I-

Hange:BYE!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bonus

Erwin:where were you?

Hange: let's just say I'm gonna be an aunt soon

Hange:and you'll be an uncle

(~￣w￣)~

I don't know about you guys but,

Levi being the househusband and Mikasa being the working wife in the modern world would be a nice fit.

(❍ᴥ❍)

"I'll never forget the first time you looked at me and how we fell in love."

I feel so called out

Loid and Yor are literally Rivamika no cap

Levi: mikasa I made a poem for you

Mikasa:oh really?can I hear your beautiful poem,dear?

Levi:mhm

Levi:As round as the earth, as big as the sun, softer than any soft things I've ever touched in my life. Your boobs is what I lived for.

Mikasa:

Levi:do you like it?

Mikasa:fvck you