(Inspired by this!)
Ah, yes. The classic lesbian cliché of not knowing if you’re dating or not. But make it...
CHLOGAMI.
When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
How DARE you portray them so accurately.
a lil doodle to cheer @buginetye up bc her AU is really cool (and is also really funny)
(for reference she's carrying nino bridal style while also holding adrien piggyback)
Yes. Yes, I did.
:)
TW: BLOOD, VIOLENCE, GORE UNDER CUT!
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If there's one thing miraculous ladybug is going to teach children, it's that emotionally neglected/abused children who lash out and behave badly- Lila and Chloe- are evil and irredeemable and deserve no sympath, but that children in the same situations who cower down and keep their mouths shut, ei Kagami, Adrien, and Zoe, are good precious people who deserve the world.
I mean, not to be all black-and-white/ astruc-is-evil about it, its just really sickening patterns to notice in a kid's show. Especially a young kids show.
my biggest problem with luka is that every time he plays his electric guitar, there is no amp in sight. it’s not plugged into anything and it still makes noise.
i cannot stress enough how much electric guitars do not make an electric guitar sound when they’re not plugged in. this implies that either:
1. luka just makes guitar noises with his mouth when he strums and everyone is too polite to say anything, or
2. luka’s guitar is actually battery-powered and this whole time he’s been rocking one of these bad boys
Bruce Wayne seen ushering Duke between sunny areas, according to the Duke photosynthesis headcanon
Bruce Wayne seen insulting Kathy’s brownies at the PTA meeting because she made bigoted comments about Damian
Bruce Wayne spotted taking classes in Spanish, Arabic, Romanian, and ASL, to make sure he can speak with his kids in whatever language is easiest for them when they’re having a bad day
No cops at pride just Bruce Wayne, the overprotective, loving dad, making sure his kids are safe and threatening bigots 😌💕
Ok Brucie Wayne but borderline Mrs. Benson
Bruce Wayne seen meticulously rubbing 2 brands of sunscreen on his kids skin
Bruce Wayne seen at the skate park watching his son, Tim, who has knee pads, elbow pads, a chin guard, and a helmet
Bruce seen holding Jason and Dick’s hands (simultaneously) while they cross the crosswalk (yes they’re both adults)
Bruce seen freaking at the park when Damian skins his knee. He then proceeds to spay it down with Neo Sporan, liquid bandage, and smacks a unicorn bandaid on top
Bruce Wayne spotted cutting up his children’s food
Bruce Wayne seen casually inspecting his kids for injuries at random times
Hey so new, completely unrelated idea for the dog miraculous—
How could you hide this in the tags, OP
bruce calling up clark in the middle of the night: listen bruv, if you had the chance would you date me?
clark: yeah ofcourse dude 100%
bruce: thanks, bro, i'll pick you up at 7
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