Sorry, Get Well Soon. Dont Let Bad People Ruin Your Night

Jaune: *Panting*

Cinder: *running after him using her Flames like turbins*: GET BACK HERE JAUNE!

Jaune: Leave me alone! *Runs Into a building*

Cinder: JAUNE AAAARRRRCCC!!!! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME! *She gets on all fours and start climbing The building like a Spider in The wall* IM GONNA HUNT YOU UNTIL THE EDGES OF THE WORLD!

Jaune: *On top of The building* I think i escaped her- *Cinder Jumpscares him* OH SH-

My Ex lives here.

Jaune and Cinder are on a date (forced by Cinder) while walking down the street.

Jaune: *Stops* Hey, my ex lives there.

Cinder: *Stops to look* Darling, that's my house.

She turns to look at him, but Jaune was already running half a kilometer away from her.

This is so fucking True. Oh so many histories without an ending...

artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations

you can only reblog this today

Fuck this Chain

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

RWBY: JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

In this World, Witches are the enemies of Humanity. Jaune Arc is a Witch Hunter (Apparently), member of an Order dedicated to eliminate The Witches. Today, Jaune is going after The mission of defeating The Red Witch Ruby...

*Jaune walks around The Forest, Sword on one Hand, a Shield in Another, and Aura surrounding its body. Suddenly, he hears something. Something moved in The Woods. He assumes a fighting instance when suddenly...*

Ruby: SURPRISE ATTACK! *She jumps in Jaune from The side, making him Fall and staying on top of his belly. She is a White skinned girl with short Dark hair, and she is wearing a red dress* Yay, i got you!

Jaune: Gah! *Looks at her, trying to get up* Its you! The Red Witch Ruby Rose!

Ruby: Yeah That's me. *Smiles* by your paladin armor i assume you are a Witch Hunter, right?

Jaune: Yes i am *points his Sword at her chest* Prepare to die, Witch!

Ruby: Wow, That's a Nice Sword! One-hand, leaf-shaped Blade... *She touches The Blade, her Smile fading a bit* wait a minute...

*with one swipe she Takes The Sword from Jaune's Hand. He is Surprised, because he was holding It Very fiercefully, and she Just took It off his Hand with Very simple easiness. With another look, she points his Sword at him.*

Ruby: You are not a Witch Hunter!

Jaune: I am!

Ruby: Liar! This is The Sword of a squire Witch Hunter! And look at your armor! Its... Rusty.

*Jaune Bite his underlip, taking off his helmet and revealing his beautiful Young face and short Blonde Hair. Ruby looks at him with a small light in her eyes, but Jaune is blushing in Shame.*

Jaune: Fine. Its True. Im still a Witch Hunter apprentice. I Heard that you were in these Woods so i came to find you. Maybe i could show Master Glynda that i am more than Just... A Clumsy Stupid Boy.

Ruby: Wow she is so cruel to you...

Jaune: Everyone is. Im trying so hard to prove myself but i cant even kill a Witch! End me Quick, Please.

*Ruby look at Jaune face with an Innocent expression. Then she throws his Sword away and lifts him above The ground, an impressive feat for someone so short in comparison to the young Witch Hunter apprentice.*

Ruby: Up and Go, and with me you Go.

Jaune: Hey Hey Hey put me down!

Ruby: Nope. You are now Mine. The Witch Hunters look like bad Guys. So im gonna be the good Guy in your life!

Jaune: But i dont want to be friends with a Witch! Im a Witch Hunter.

Ruby: Too bad that you are Very pretty for me to care~

Jaune: Somebody help me!

Ruby: Scream all you want. These Woods are so thick no one will Hear you.

*as They disappear in The Woods, 3 lights shine in The sky. One yellow, one White and one Black. Those 3 lights all Go for The same Direction in The Woods. Those are also 3 Witches, who dont know Their friend Ruby is bringing their mortal enemy with them...*

TO BE CONTINUED...

I always use the term "she put them both in a blender and then got what was mixed on it". But i think your term is better to explain what she really did.

And in my critical opinion, All Tomorrows is better

Lily not realizing the hilarity of her “magnum opus” is shitting on space lesbians raising a kid and then goes on to create a revolutionary idea:

Space lesbians raising a kid

Lets give it a try

Michael Morningstar from Ben 10

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Short history: Pamper

*Its a normal day in the house of the 4 witches. Jaune got a job in a nearby Village, and today he is back from work. But for some reason, Blake is staring at Jaune with a cold stare in the form of a cat, and giving him a cold shoulder. And Jaune dont know why.*

Witch hunter Jaune: Blake...

Faunus Witch Blake: ...

Jaune: Why are you looking at me like that?

Blake: ... *She turns her back to him, turning into her human form again and leaving*

Jaune: Did i said something wrong?

Fire Witch Yang: Oh yeah. She is upset with you.

Jaune: What? Why?

Yang: I wont tell. You know what you did. *She Pats his head* Good Luck with that, Witch Hunter. Im gonna take Ruby from the Hunt. Pats up!

*Jaune looks confused at Yang, touching where Yang patted him and wondering why she said that. Suddenly he realized what he did to upset Blake.*

Jaune: Oh. How did i forgot about that.

*He goes outside, where Blake is reading under a tree, and stretches it hand towards her, hesitant if it was really that what upset her. Blake just move her head towards him, smiling.*

Blake: Took you quite long to take the message.

Jaune: It would be easier if you just told me you wanted a headpat.

Blake: You always give me a headpat before going to work, you dum-dum. You didnt gave me one this morning.

Jaune: Sorry, i was late and so in hurry... But this wont happen again. And if it does, i will give you as many headpats as you want, and your favourite tuna and-

Blake: Jaune.

*She takes the hand from her head and put it on her face, while looking at him with a gentle smile. Jaune blushes at her look, but still caresses her face.*

Blake: When you will get that i just want you to pamper me?

Jaune: But you never want to be pampered.

Blake: Not in front of the others, dum-dum. I want you to pamper me when you are alone with me. I want headpats, caresses... *She gives a sly smile* And other things.

Jaune: *He blushes hard, nervous and shy* A-ah i maybe can give you these things...

Blake: I dont want a maybe. *She grabs his shirt, pulling him closer* I want a Yes or No. And i wont be a good kitty if you give me a no.

Jaune: And what if i dont want you to be a good kitty?

*Blake gives him a mischievous smile, caressing his face and putting him closer to the tree, while purring loudly.*

Blake: Then i will be a very very bad kitty.

*As they are about to share a Kiss, they hear a loud boom coming from the forest, and the voices of the other 3 members of this weird family. And they are not happy*

Ruby: See?! I told you these grenades would make a very big caboom!

Weiss: YOU CABOOMED MY HAIR, YOU DOLT!

Yang: Caboomed! Hahahaha! Imagine Cabooming a Witch Hunter with these!

Ruby: Jaune did a Caboom in me Last Night.

Weiss: Not that kind of Caboom *Blushes*.

Jaune: Seems like they are having fun without us. *He notices that the grip of Blake got stronger, and that she is trembling.* Blake? Are you ok?

Blake: This... Sound made me think on a bad time. Involving Faunus and Knights from the royal guard. *She stayed closer to him, still trembling.* I cant feel my legs. I...

Jaune: Hold on. *He kneels for a bit, lifting her up and carrying her in her arms in a bridal style.* There. You feel better?

Blake: ... A little. *She looks to the side, blushing slightly.* You didnt needed to do that, you know.

Jaune: But you wanted to be pampered, right?

Blake: Maybe...

Jaune: I can put you on ground if you want-

Blake: Put me on ground and i will turn you into a frog.

Jaune: O-ok...

Blake: Now carry me to our room. I want to be pampered in a comfier place.

Jaune: Aye aye, captain.

Blake: Good boy.

*And so, our boy Jaune just had a very normal day. With lots of pampering for Blake this time. But only time will say what other next surprises will come for them.*

*Good night and i see you next time.*

Images by:

Kamen Lagann

Grapes with Coffee

Bumblebee358

Took this from @howlingday