Batfam Quotes As Things My Family Has Said

Okay, but like...

Jason Todd coaching a little league team called the Outlaws.

And trying to keep it from literally everyone he knows.

Because he adores these kids, but he knows he'd catch hell if anyone found out.

Tim finds out first.

Of course he does this is Timothy Drake we're talking about.

Jason expects Tim to use this as blackmail. He's surprised when Tim doesn't. Even more surprised when Tim starts showing up for all their games, and becomes the most enthusiastic fan.

Cass follows Tim to a game one day. Gets as invested in these Baseball playing babies as Tim is.

Everything is all fine and dandy for a while... until Damian discovers the team.

Of course being the little demon he is, he forms a plan to destroy the team. "The team is a distraction to Todd and must be eliminated". So the little shit joins the team without Jason’s knowledge. His plan was was to start rumors and divide the team until it fell apart.

Buuuuut, turns out Damian Wayne likes baseball.

So now we have nearly half the wayne family invested in this team of 13 year old baseball players.

No one really knows how Barbara found out. She just started join Tim and Cass for the games.

Steph and Duke start showing up not long after. Showing up with enough snacks to feed a small nation.

The Wayne family turns out to be very enthusiastic... so much so that it makes headlines...

Annnnnnd that's how Dick Grayson joined the group.

And they thought the others were obnoxious...

This grown ass man shows up with a 6 by 2 foot banner that says "GO OUTLAWS" in giant glittery letters. He bring face paint and T-shirts for all the parents. Really he just gets way too into it.

Jason and Damian are mortified...

When Bruce sees the headlines, he thinks it's adorable. Of course he joins in all the shenanigans, just a little less chaotic.

Alfred just sits back and watches. He knew the whole time. He was the one to suggest Jason coach the team in the first place

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Dick: hey, you want to go get Starbucks

Jason: Sur-

*loud footsteps sprinting down the hallway*

Tim: *slides around corner* CoFfEe?!

*silence*

Damian: you need professional help.

Second night in a row! Fucking Mandela Cataloge.

It like 10:40 and my brain is like "hey remember the face of the category 2 Alternates in the Mandela Cataloge"...

@oliveid

@tmntaucompetition speed runs learning an animation program to draw out a hockey game lmao (my hyper fixated insanity cannot be limited by the bounds of ‘possibility’)

My ass is not confident in a win but hey, LETS GO OUT WITH A BANG, VOTE 4 BATTLE SCARS TOMORROW BABYYYYY✨✨

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Battle Scars, MwAH 💗

TMNT Redline, @tmntredline , @0ddbugs , @coffinpal

TM(N)T, @nerves-nebula

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Part 9!

He can fix everything. He can duct tape it all into the fluffiest family bonding~

Part 1

I am absolutely obsessed with Keferons Mecha Pilot Jazz AU

So my brain had to cook a little somthin up…

I plan to update at least once a week. Best case scenario, twice a week cuz the chapters are small…

:)

Were you the one who made the video of Donnie hugging Leo before bolting up to the kraang? I've been trying to find the video for ages and can't seem to find it 😭 (doesn't help the song is stuck in my head and isn't place it!!)

You mean this one? ',:)

Guys, Don't leave yourself in these situations. Speak up, it doesn't make you weak or less of a man.

PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️

AITA for not killing my son’s murder?

I’m a well-off parent (36M). This story is about one of my children (15m), who I will call J for the sake of privacy.

One day J and I got into a particularly bad fight bc I accused him of murder. After this J went to search for his bio mom. However, due to reasons that will remain unspecified, my son died in a terrorist attack.

After finding J’s body, I decided to hunt down and kill my his murder. However by the time I found the man, my friend (34M) stopped me from taking his life.

Should I have gone through with it anyways? Should my son remained unavenged?

Edit: My new son believes I made the right choice.

Edit-Edit: GOOD NEWS: J IS ALIVE

Edit-Edit-Edit: BAD NEWS: HE IS NOT PLEASED WITH MY CHOICE.

Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit: Slit my J’s throat to stop him from killing his murder.

Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit: J’s coming over for brunch!

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Steph: *playing Fortnite* Sheeeeeeeesh

Tim: Do that again and I'll chuck this Cookie Butter Latte at your head.

Steph: Try me b*tch