Batfam Quotes As Things My Family Has Said

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Okay, so this one is long. Legit this happened yesterday.

*whole family is going out for dinner*

Tim: *locks the door before leaving the manor* okay, everyone ready to go? I'm starving.

Bruce: Alfred, did you get the house key?

Alfred: ... no master Bruce. You grabbed the car keys, I assumed you grabbed the house keys.

Bruce: oh... well... oops?

Jason: You, Bruce Wayne, Batman, "world's greatest detective", have locked yourself out of your own manor.

Bruce: ...

Jason: *wheeze*

Damian: Drake, look what you did. Not only did you lock us out of the manor, but you have humiliated father!

Tim: wtf, how is this MY fault!?

Damian: tt useless.

Tim:... you little-

Dick: whoa! Let's all calm down! We're all a little hangry and not thinking straight.

Steph: yo, I didn't get my phone. It's in the kitchen.

...

Bruce: *sigh* let me get a sledgehammer.

Alfred: master Bruce, there must be a less destructive way to enter the manor.

Bruce: Alfred, I've spent millions of dollars on our security system. This is the least destructive method.

*leaves to get the sledgehammer*

*a couple minutes later.*

Bruce: how... how did you?

*Cass standing next to the open door*

Cass: credit card!

Jason: million dollar security system my ass.

peepaw’s got MAD KICKS!!!!

my human ver of omo!Leo bc turtle hard to draw </3 (and don’t forget to check out the reblogs for the close ups I posted!! there’s som nice texture :) )

(you can read Odd Man Out here by @threestripeslider !!)

⭐Prompt list⭐

Because I have writers block and need recommendations!

A) Chandeliers

B) Amazon driver

C) Fight

D) Sickness

E) Zoo

F) Cookies

G) Office

H) Migraine

I) Coffee

J) Ducks

K) Angst

L) Art

M) Holiday

worldbuilding: the threequel

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Batfam quotes as things my family (and friends) have said.

Damian: *ranting* Father is infuriating at times!

Steph: I don't have a dad

Jason: I don't have a mom

Dick: You guys have parents?

You know what!!! Fuck having to be traumatized/mentally ill in order to see how the world "really" is!!! Yes the world is cruel as FUCK, but to hell with believing that the world is beautiful is a sign of being naive!! It's not correct that the world is terrible, nor is it correct that the world is fantastic!!!¡¡!! Nothing is black and white, so don't yall come at me and say that I'm naive/dumb/not struggling w life/ been brainwashed by the government when I say that

The world is fucking beautiful!!!

And I WILL continue to say that it is, and if yall don't vibe, then that is valid too! It's a matter of perspective, and since there is no "right" perspective, then this is what I choose to believe.

*GASP*

I found the webtoon...

Best day I've had since I discovered they have a legit Ramen shop at the mall.

Everything about this webtoon is amazing.

Go read it.

No, really.

Do it.

Download Webtoon and find the Batman comic, it's not hard to miss.

Am I the only one that has a serious issue with how they made Jason not a book-nerd in Titans?

Jason is a book nerd!

Just because he grew up on the streets and curses like a sailor, doesn't mean he can't like books!

Of course I would like a tag 😊

Oh no

Our table

It's broken

“well, the table broke 🤷🏻”

Were you the one who made the video of Donnie hugging Leo before bolting up to the kraang? I've been trying to find the video for ages and can't seem to find it 😭 (doesn't help the song is stuck in my head and isn't place it!!)

You mean this one? ',:)