“he’s So Baby Girl”…. Is A 40 Year Old Man

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

They glazed him like a donut

@futturmangamez

Thank you @charlotteinlowercase and everyone who got me to 1000 reblogs!

don’t talk to me i’m sobbing over my oscariño in the grass and salvaging a few points

(MY SHAYLAAAAAA 😭😭😭)

Being bi, bc i can go “damn he’s hot, and so is she!”

my voice

My hair, it’s teal right now

AIGHT CHAT WE'RE GONNA GO IN A CIRCLE AND SAY 3 THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT OURSELVES MEOW

I'll go first :3

1) My hair. It's a dark brown most of the time but there are little flecks of red that shine in the sun :3

2) My eyes. Most of the time they're a brown-black color, but in the sun they turn a very nice and pretty amber ^w^

3) My thighs. I know most people hate having large thighs but I honestly love them. I can stim on them, I can use them to warm up my hands, and they make it easier to trap my partners in snuggles >:3

Have a nice day and stay safe out there <3

Lafayette

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

YES, it’s like, 7 x 3 = 21 always served cunt and was the color magenta, the number 14 give’s chaotic bisexual and I am here for it.

I love em dashes (—) they’re the most underrated form of punctuation. they have so many uses, and they also feel like thursday

✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

I was just at a party and they played hot to go and every single girl (including me) there started doing the dance and all the boys looked at us like this was a cult

Oh? Is that so? (Pt. 1)

Warning(s): Timothee looking so cute that you might faint. Very short, Im tired

Laurie and you have been friends since we were kids, and yet there was always a strange tension between you two.

“Laurie, can put this necklace on me?”

“Why?”

“A date.”

“Wait. WHAT?!”

“A date, a man shall try to court me and I shall have to either refuse or oblig-“

“I know what a date is. But you never told me that you were going on one!”

“Do you have to know?”

“I do”

“and why is that?”

“Um- I-uh”

BARKBARKBARK!

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