Character Sauce: Another Typical Fantasy Romance

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OH MY GOD ANOTHER TYPICAL FANTASY ROMANCE S3 FINALE DROPPED AND ITS SO GORGEOUS!!!!!!!

(Spoilers For Latest Ch!!!!!)

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Sooooo like, what was the plan if there was a fire on the severed floor while Gemma was being Ms Casey? Like? The innies evacuate to the stairwell and then Gemma pops out free as a bird and the whole thing gets ruined? LOL. LMAO even. There is an alternate timeline out there.

WHAT YHE FUCKKKK

billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^

(departure from my usual content, apologies for the self-indulgence)

SPOILERS FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES - SEASON FINALE Lyrics under the cut:

Find a Leitner when you’re eight  Take a job at a spooky place Start smoking again way too late Run back toward the worms to grab a tape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Wander tunnels after dark Chop a fractal table into parts Let yourself be framed Shake the hand of an angry living flame Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Don’t let Michael Crew be polite Find yourself facing Daisy’s knife Get skincare advice from a plastic face Decide Distortion is a good escape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Steal a ghost from the hunter’s den Bring a bunch of C4 to The Stranger’s dance Let a man dig in your chest You know, who said you need all your ribs?  Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Walk into a coffin to save someone Look into the heart of a blackened sun Gouge out your eyes in a half-baked flight plan Step into the Lonely cuz it’s taken your man And when it all comes down the that last ending At Martin’s hand, it’s quite possibly The roughest way to die The roughest way die Roughest way to die-ie-ie-ie So many dumb- So many dumb ways to die Be safe around webs. A message from the Archives.

RIP Sam you would have loved this statement 🙏 (he is actively making statements right now)

United healthcare CEO assassin playlist with Milk Man by Rare Americans WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

TMW Your Antichrist Ex comes back to your recovering ruined world potentially redooming everyone and destroying all your reconstruction efforts through the rip in reality killing your trusted coworkers leaving you with nothing but tape recorders and some bitchy UK civil service worker, Happened to my friend Georgie Barker once.

i love fandom specific plot devices. like you can write ANYTHING you want for a my hero academia fic and just say “it was bc of a quirk accident!! whoops sorry!!!”

or like for magnus there are leitners! those bad boys can do WHATEVER you want them to. i once read a fic with a leitner that turned jon into a cat!!!