@salticid​ You’re Amazing And I Love Ur Cryptic Spambot Convo I Hope U Like This!!

FINALLY starting to work on my protocol designs. dyhard i would do anything for you.

Honey don’t feed me I will come back

Sorry guys brainrot cancelled I forgot how to draw. /J

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Once there were dragons, though they may not look quite as you expected

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

Fathom Derelict lovers I need doodles ideas!!!!!!!!!

Oh my GOD

I'm gonna haunt you in your head

The things we did, the last words I said

Old broken horses wip specifically so I can tell you details for fun for whimsy

The MDR Department consists of home wreckers and one did it to his own home.

Well if this ain't relatable af