Cardan literally going from John Mulaney “thats my wife” to sex god “one day I’ll hear you scream” is ICONIC
Doesn’t fit aesthetic but 😍😍
anybody else painfully painfully aware of time passing or is that just a me problem
oxford is looking very autumnal 🍂
James : [having swollen eyes because of crying]
Will : by the angel! [grabbed James’ face] it can’t be
James : what?
Will : D-demon POX!!!
James : Da—
Will : it is! FAIRCHILD BACK ME UP!
Matthew, wearing James’ reading glasses : according to page 30 paragraph 2, History of Demon Pox by William Herondale “The affected will deteriorate physically and will experience fever, chills, nausea, oozing sores, non-oozing sores, buboes, a film of black over the eyes, hair ejection, skin discoloration, SWELLING, and other similar signs of distress”
Will : you know what we should do NOW?
Matthew : CALL UNCLE JEM!!!
James : DID YOU BOTH ASSUME THAT I MADE OUT WITH A DEMON?
Mood: Attend a luxurious party at West Egg Manor hosted by Jay Gatsby & get tipsy off glasses of white champagne 🥂
Same energy
Meeting in a centuries-old graveyard to read poetry about death