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How to cheat at the Hogwarts sorting quiz!

I don’t know if this been done before but oh well:

Want to be a Gryffindor but you keep getting Hufflepuff? Or maybe you feel like a Ravenclaw but you get Slytherin? Here is how to get the house you want! This is not really cheating, considering which questions you got; also timing but this gives you at least chance to get the house you want.

I’m going to do this house for house; with each question and what percentage you get. Hope this doesn’t get confusing.

Let’s go!

Let’s start with Ravenclaw:

1.    Dawn 50%

2.    Forest 50%

3.    Moon 50%

4.    Ignorant 57%

5.    Think with admiration of your achievements 63%

6.    The Wise (obviously) 67%

7.    Wisdom (duh) 70%

8.    Fresh parchment 73%

9.    The foaming, frothing, silvering liquid that sparkles as though containing ground diamonds. 75%

10.  The piano 77%

11.  The silver leafed tree bearing golden apples 79%

12.  The ornate golden casket. 80%

13.  Mysterious handwritten book; perfected cure then student records. 81%

14.  Hunger or being ignored 78%

15.  Imitated 79%

16.  The power to change you appearance at will. 78%

17.  Transfiguration or every area of magic I can. 79%

18.  Goblins 78%

19.  Attempt to confuse the troll 79%

20.  Tell Professor Flitwick the truth. 80%

21.  Ask what makes them think so? 81%

22.  Standing on top of something very high 81%

23.  The cobbled street lined with ancient buildings 82%

24.  Withdraw into the shadows to await developments... 83%

25.  Tawny; screech; brown or barn owl. 83%

26.  White 81%

27.  Heads 79%

28.  Left 77%

That is the most Ravenclaw answers.

Now it’s Slytherin!

1.    Dusk 50%

2.    River 50%

3.    Moon 50%

4.    Ordinary 57%

5.    I don’t care what people think of me after I’m dead. 63%

6.    The Great (obviously) 67%

7.    Power (duh) 70%

8.    The sea 73%

9.    The mysterious black liquid that gleams like ink, and gives off fumes that make you see strange visions 75%

10.  The violin 77%

11.  The bubbling pool, in the depths of which something luminous is swirling. 79%

12.  The gleaming jet black box 80%

13.  Student records, mysterious handwritten book then nearly perfected cure 81%

14.  Cold, boredom or being ignored 78%

15.  Feared 79%

16.  The power to change the past 78%

17.  Hexes and jinxes 79%

18.  Vampires 80%

19.  Suggest that all three of you fight 81%

20.  You would not wait to be asked to tell Professor Flitwick the truth. 82%

21.  Agree, and ask whether they’d like a free sample of a jinx? 82%

22.  Being forced to speak in silly voice. 83%

23.  The narrow, dark, lantern-lit alley 84%

24.  Draw your wand and stand your ground 84%

25.  Siamese, ginger, black or white cat. 84%

26.  Black 82%

27.  Tails 80%

28.  Left 78%

And that is Slytherin!

On to Hufflepuff!

1.    Dusk 50%

2.    River 50%

3.    Stars 50%

4.    Selfish 57%

5.    Miss you, but smile 63%

6.    The Good (obviously) 67%

7.    Love (duh) 70%

8.    Home 73%

9.    The smooth, thick, richly purple drink that gives off a delicious smell of chocolate and plums. 75%

10.  The trumpet 77%

11.  The fat red toadstools that appear to be talking to each other. 79%

12.  The small tortoiseshell box 80%

13.  Student records; perfected cure then mysterious handwritten book. 81%

14.  Hunger cold or loneliness 78%

15.  Liked 79%

16.  The power of superhuman strength 78%

17.  All about magical creatures. 79%

18.  Merpeople, werewolves and trolls 77%

19.  Suggest drawing lots 78%

20.  Lie and say you don’t know. 78%

21.  Tell them that you are worried about their mental health, and offer to call a doctor. 79%

22.  Waking up to find that neither your friends nor your family have any idea who you are. 80%

23.  The wide, sunny, grassy lane 81%

24.  Proceed with caution... 81%

25.  Common, Natterjack or Harlequin toad 81%

26.  White 79%

27.  Heads 78%

28.  Right 76%

And those are the Hufflepuff answers

Last but not least Gryffindor!

1.    Dawn 50%

2.    Forest 50%

3.    Stars 50%

4.    Cowardly 57%

5.    Ask for more stories about your adventures 63%

6.    The Bold (obviously) 67%

7.    Glory (duh) 70%

8.    A crackling log fire 73%

9.    The golden liquid so bright that it hurts the eye, and which makes sunspots dance all around the room. 75%

10.   The drum 77%

11.   The statue of an old wizard with a strangely twinkling eye. 79%

12.   The small pewter box 80%

13.   First nearly perfected cure, mysterious book and then student records. 81%

14.   Loneliness and boredom 78%

15.   Praised 77%

16.   The power of invisibility 76%

17.   Secrets about the castle. 77%

18.   Centaurs, werewolves and ghosts 75%

19.   Volunteer to fight? 76%

20.   Tell Professor Flitwick that he ought to ask your classmate. 77%

21.   Agree and walk away, leaving them to wonder whether you are bluffing 78%

22.   An eye at the keyhole of the dark, windowless room in which you are locked. 79%

23.  The twisting, leaf-strewn path through woods 79%

24.  Draw your wand and try to discover the source of the noise? 80%

25.  Tabby cat or dragon toad 79%

26.  Black 77%

27.  Tails 76%

28.  Right 74%

And that is Gryffindor!

There is the most like answers for whatever house! Hope this information is useful of interesting.

Okay scroll on.

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