LUKE????
STOPPP THIS IS SO!!!!!!!
KIMI IS ON POLE?????
HOLY SHIT LETS FUCKING GOOOO
THE BEST DAY EVER HOLY SHIT
mclarenfe Bird 🤝 Barnard 🤝 Season 11. 🧡
For FE fans - the race have put Jack Nicholls on their season review podcast. The man who was fired for sexual harassment.
Don’t give it clicks. Don’t listen. Don’t make them think we want abusive assholes like him around.
Please be kind. It's my first time writing on tumblr.
- First of all, there is no way you are dating that man and not going on at least on skating date. If you don't know how to, he will gladly teach you. If you do, however, this man just fell in love all over again.
- Will speak Russian to you to make you flustered.
- If your first language isn't English, he'll start learning some phrases in your native language.
- I believe that Ilia gives some of the best cuddles, especially after he had training, and he just collapses on to your chest, making you unable to move.
- Gives you a gold necklace with QG on it for your first anniversary. Will get upset if you don't wear it to a competition as it became a lucky necklace for you both.
- Uses you to warm himself up after he's been on the ice for hours. With hugs ( not like that, you dirty minded weirdos).
It's quite short, but if you want to see any headcannons with some figure skaters, I would be happy to do them. Thanks.
Please more ilia malinin eadcanons
- His parents adore you. I don't think you would be able to date him without them liking you.
- Not being able to function once you saw him in his "I'm not a vampire" outfit.
- Adds a bunch of NF songs to all your playlists and doesn't tell you.
- Date night consists of how to train your dragon movie marathon and as many snacks as humanly possible.
- If you have tattoos, he'll colour them in with markers to relax.
- Letting him pick your outfits cause he definitely has a better style than you.
- In an earlier post, I said Ilia would get you a necklace with QG on it. What if he grabs it to pull you in for a kiss. It's about as frisky as he gets in public.
Ferrari better not fuck it all up this weekend
Lewis Hamilton securing his first Ferrari pole in his second ever race with the team and breaks the all time lap record in Shanghai before a jubilant crowd
Hopefully he falls in the free
Grassl above Shaidorov and Jun... he needs to miss some doping tests again.
YES YUMA!!!!!!
Thank god the overcooked spaghetti noodle didn't win.
Anyway fuck you jeddah eprix 2025
happy 2025. here’s my stupid bingo card of stupid figure skating predictions for the year.
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