Pansexual people don't come out of the closet we come out of the pantry.
Recovering from food poisoning sucks. I'm thinking about food like one would think about their lover gone off to war.
I'm drinking Theraflu out of a glass cause we ran out of mugs.
I kinda figured out crochet! I don't really know what I'm doing but I successfully made three rows so it's not bad.
Update: How the heck do the ends work?
You have no idea how much I want to make a 3D model of Cesar laying on the ground and make it a pen holder or a holder for the exacto knives/ scapels that we have in class.
Is c!awesamdude afraid of cats? Cuz he is a creeper.
How many times do I have to investigate the tattoo parlor!?!?!?
How many people can a kelpie fit on its back? Could you make a kelpie bus? How long can it get? No wait- A kelpie train.
Carbon is in all living things as far as I'm aware. When you burn something organic its carbon gets released into the atmosphere. Gasoline is made up of dead dinosaurs. We burn it to fuel our motorized vehicles.
We're breathing in dead people.
You have free will. Go buy yourself a cake.
You don't have to only eat cake at special events.
I see you.
You see me.
We all lost our sanity.
With a snap, crack, bloody splat.
Give the dog the bones.
The eldritch horror won't leave me alone.