Oh My Gosh I Saw This While Scrolling Through Pinterest And Had To Post This

Tim: Carrie was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Carrie: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Tim: Carrie, you ate a chair.

Harper, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Kate, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Luke: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Barbara: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Dick: Smad

Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?

Roy: I only take cash or credit.

Bruce as Batman trying to be a good dad : *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Bruce *turns around and helps Dick through it*: Breaking and entering is wrong robin.

youngDick absolutely going to do this later: ok

Partner Look

recycling some old sketches I had in my “lego batman movie” files :D 

Jason : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Bruce: Mind your language!

Jason : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bruce*bruce looking unimpressed but speechless*: …….

Stephanie : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Duke: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Stephanie: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Duke: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.