Any Dumbass Can Have Dumbass Kids.

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Wario x Reader

He stoles your money

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I dont know why i do this

Never really got into fnaf but security breach has me by the throat so have some of my shitty observations and even shittier headcannons

warning: possible spoilers ahead

Crap, Now I think Im Gonna make skeetchs about this

Have you ever thought that one day we will have a Gotham High visual novel game or a spin-off AU?

Sooooo you said crocodiles have sensitive jaws ? I was going to ask for Killer Croc from btas, the Batman 2004, Arkham games and Beware the Batman reaction to S/O kisses him. BUT I was thinking, After the "fun time", he wake up, his face is in his S/O chest. He feel their skin, their ti er their heartbeat, their breathing.

imma have to skip dear ol btas croc cuz for some reason, i cant really get a grip on that guy, yknow? mf slippery and im unable to grasp his character

The Batman!Croc morning after hcs:

he's always up early, practically wakes up along the sun. the sun's up, he's up. it comes naturally to him, so he will open his eyes way earlier than you will. and when he does, his first instinct is to just get up as always and go about his buisness, but then he feels your fingers at his scalp, your smell fills up his lungs to the brim and he's momentarily frozen

he doesn't want to admit how much his heart melts at the realisation of exactly where he is and what happened the night before. he doesn't want to admit how soft he is for you and how he felt warm all over when you pulled him closer the second he moved. instead, he will nuzzle you and if you start to stir, he will nip at your chest and basically start being a nuisance to make ure he wakes you up as well. the sun's up, you're up. he's insufferable, but that morning cuddle session makes up for everything. don't expect to be allowed to go back to sleep tho

Arkham!Croc morning after hcs:

he doesn't get much rest. he's always on alert, always wary, always searching for danger, but you... you made him relax. you made him let his guard down. you made him trust you. he sleeps like a rock and he's not waking up for at least 10 hours, so it's very possible you'll be up before him. and for the love of fuck, don't push him away. scratch lightly at his scalp, hugh him close, kiss his forhead - he will cling to you and nuzzle your chest like a kitten. it'll also make him stir from his slumber, but he'll be only half-conscious. he hasn't had a rest this good in ages

at first, he doesn't even realise what's going on. it'll take him a minute to comprehend that he's currently laying on your chest, your heartbeat pounding teadily right under his ear, in your bed after fucking you sensless the night before. everything is so you, he wakes up surrounded by you and as much as there is doubt in the back of his mind, as much as he wants to run away before you ultimately tell him it was a mistake, he wishes for nothing more than the ability to stop time and stay like this with you. he won't admit it, but he needs your comfort, he needs that peace you bring with you in his life

Beware the Batman!Croc morning after hcs:

he wakes up pretty early but he's always grumpy about it. hell, even if he sleeps in, he's grumpy in the mornings. absolutely not a morning person. so don't be surprised if you hear him growling threateningly under his breath as he stirs from his sleep, unconsciously nuzzling you like a pillow because he Does Not want to wake up. and then you wrap your arms around him and chuckle lightly, and he's pressed to your chest, right over your heart, that love-filled heart that welcomed him into your embrace, and the memories of last night flood his brain

he's the only one that will immediately smirk and say goodmorning to you as he all but purrs and relaxes back into you. his will start lightly caressing your body, remembering the feeling of it, the feeling of you, and he's getting horny all over again. if you want to talk about what happened the night before, he will begrudgingly agree, but if you don't - that's fine by him. he doesn't need you to tell him that it meant something (even though he really, really wishes it did), he's... happy to keep things as they are and to have you for as long as you'll have him. either way, you two aren't getting out of bed for a long while

Thank my Discord mutual for the idea >:)

about Akaoni... I don't know, Headcanons?

A/N ~ Sure! Hope you enjoy!

~Akaoni Dating Headcanons~

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Fandom: Smile Pretty Cure!

Fanfic Type: Headcanons

Reader: Gender neutral

Relationship: Romantic

Characters Included: Akaoni

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 369

Warnings: Akaoni hating love.

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~ Akaoni knows nothing about love. In fact, he finds it repulsive. He’s a fairytale villain after all, so he’s not supposed to have a love interest.

~ He was so oblivious about his feelings for you until Joker started teasing him about it. Once it finally hit him, he was disgusted with himself. He completely denied it, and avoided you. Obviously, that didn’t work for very long, because the two of you are now together.

~ Like I said before, Akaoni knows nothing about love. So this whole “romance” thing is a whole new world to him. He has no idea what to do, but he gets lots of attention from you, so he’s happy!

~ While he thinks humans are stupid(except you of course), that doesn’t stop him from wanting to explore their world! His favorite thing to do with you is for you to take him to all the cool places. The beach might be his favorite.

~ Akaoni is a hugger. But beware: they hurt. I mean, have you seen his size and muscles? He’s completely oblivious to how hard he hugs you until he hears your strangled pleads for him to let go. It takes a long time for him to remember to be more gentle when hugging you. He’s a slow learner, but he gets there.

~ If you’re not very bright, don’t worry, because Akaoni is way dumber. The things he says make you feel as smart as Einstein. But that doesn’t stop him from acting smart. If you’re struggling with something, he tries to be helpful. He’ll pretend to know what he’s doing until he gets upset, and gives up.

~ Akaoni does not like giving kisses. He finds it disgusting. And he acts like he finds yours gross too. But don’t believe him, because if you go one day without giving him any, he may throw a tantrum.

~ He’s a big baby. He needs love and attention, or he gets upset. He’s also incredibly clingy, so say goodbye to your free time. He can’t go three hours without seeing you.

~ He brags about you a lot. I mean, dating you is practically his only accomplishment, so of course he does. Wolfrun and Majorina are tired of it.

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