Today One Of My Guy Friends Told Me He Was Proud Of Me Like As A Joke And I Had To Go To The Bathroom

C N P FOR LEVIIII

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

It’s pretty thick due to his sodium intake and it doesn’t taste the best but it’s tolerable. He usually likes to cum on your tits or your face

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Levi would probably not wanna do anything with his tail or anything that could hurt you. He’s very afraid of harming you or making you feel unsafe

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

He prefers to go slow and sweet with you though he does have a bit of a dark side. If you do something to piss him off or disrespect him, your pussys gonna pay

Satan loves to fuck you out of your head in places where he definitely shouldn’t be. Any time someone compares him to Lucifer, he can rest easy knowing that his older brother was too uptight to do anything as lewd as public sex. Satan is harsher. Dirtier. And he can take you apart better than any of his brothers, Lucifer especially, ever could.

And that’s how you found yourself pinned to Lucifer’s desk with Satan’s head between your thighs, tongue lapping away at your clit in such a way you couldn’t help but scream. A hand comes up quick to cover your mouth, effectively cutting your breathing in half and silencing your cries of pleasure. Another hand comes to rub at your clit as he bites along your thighs, leaving hickeys where nobody but him could see.

“You be a good girl and stay quiet. If Lucifer walks in and sees you like this, I’ll give you a punishment your body won’t soon recover from. It belongs to me. Now be a good slut and make a mess for me on his desk.”

I WANNA FUCK THE SPOTIFY DJ

I THINK ABOUT JUMPING OFF OF VERY TALL SOMETHINGS JUST TO SEE YOU COME RUNNING AND SAY THE ONE THING IVE BEEN WANTING

BUT NO

I swear my ovaries explode every time I see gordon ramsay interacting with children he’s so fucking hot and nice—

self-control

𝒩$𝓕𝒲 𝒜𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒶𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓔𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝟹𝟶𝟶 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜 ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑! 𝚃𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚞, 𝙸’𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. 𝚃𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢, 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙾𝚋𝚎𝚢 𝙼𝚎 (𝙴𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 >:( ) 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝟹 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠!

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

D: Dirty Secret

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

F: Favorite Position

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

**𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢**

Riggers are so hot