Aurora-babydoll

YOU hates terfs

I went through my bookmarks on Twitter only to realize I saved the same Dan Howell edit 7 times over the course of 6 months-

self-control

How aboot A, W, and X for diavolo

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Diavolos such a sweetheart- he’ll make sure you’re very well taken care of, the whole princess treatment. Will get you anything you could ever need or want. He’ll talk so gently to you and make sure you’re okay both mentally and physically. He won’t even think about falling asleep until after you do, just to be sure you’re alright

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

Diavolo wasn’t given sex education because his father was always busy so other than his natural demon instinct, he had no clue what the hell to do. You and Lucifer ended up having to give him a sex ed lesson-

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

He’s fucking PACKING. Easy 9.1 inches, pretty thick too. You better prepare yourself cuz there’s no way you could take it without a little practice and preparation first

Mc being so busy commanding the seven brothers that they forget that they can be commanded too.

Satan and Lucifer fight? You resolve it. Beel getting too hungry and destroying the castle? You resolve it. Mammon and Levi arguing over owed money? You resolve it. You run a tight ship and you’re the boss over those demons in every little way imaginable. Every demon and angel you have met has bowed to your command and let you have control and be the peacemaker.

So when you get too stressed and begin to yell, all seven brothers looking at you in astonishment, nobody knows what to do. Except for the one person you cannot tame.

You feel a hand grip the back of your neck. It’s strong but gentle and you feel your breath hitch in your throat. The person behind you leans in and demands… “Behave”

And suddenly you’re quiet. Docile. Solomons voice calming your mind without a single spell. He smiles at the group as you close your eyes from the embarrassment.

"We’ll be seeing you later, you can resolve this amongst yourselves. Me and MC have some business to attend to at Coctyus Hall…”

(Psst- if you’re seeing this, a full version is coming soon )

“not all men” you’re right - mammon, the second born avatar of greed, would never do this to me