I love finding new smut writers nd then figuring out 3 new kinks I didn’t know I had-
I WANT TO GIVE THIS MAN THE BEST HEAD OH MY GOD THIS ISNT FAIR WHY CANT I GIVE HIM HEAD HE DESERVES IT I BET HE’D BE SO WHINY I WANNA LEAVE LIPGLOSS RINGS ON HIS COCK AND PUT HIS CUM IN A NECKLACE THIS ISNT FAIR I NEED TO TASTE IT I KNOW ITS GOOD I WANNA SUCK HIS SOUL OUT THROUGH HIS DICK THIS JUST ISNT FAIR I COULD GIVE HIM THE BEST HEAD-
especially w my outfit boards vs my actual style 😭
When I was little I didn’t understand the difference between Betty White and the Queen of England I truly thought they were synonymous
TW//alcohol, dubcon
Thinking about Lucifer importing human world alcohol to the Devildom so you can have some fun too but you haven’t had a drop of alcohol in so long and you immediately get wasted. Such an easy target, he has to protect you from his brothers. At least that’s what he tells Diavolo before he takes you back into his room and takes advantage of you himself
It doesn’t matter if nobody got me cuz I got me and Taylor Swift got me and it’s me and blondie against the world
Bro how I @ the tumblr staff I want them to put the dms settings and setup back to the pretty colors I hate this new plain dms setup and Idk why tumblr ruined it it’s ugly I like going to my friends chats and it’s colored with the color of their theme it’s like stepping into their house and getting their vibe and aesthetic and it’s fun and now it’s like meeting them in some office room to talk it’s dumb and ugly. Soon tumblr will change their logo and name and be Xumblr 💀💀💀💀
When people beat you to the @jackobsessed post cuz you’re at work 😔✊