Do Y’all Ever See A Man And You’re Like ‘I Wanna Suck His Cock So Good And Leave Little Pink Lip

Every time an actual person reaches out to me for a job interview instead of just making me go through an AI scheduling process I feel like Princess Diana which is honestly sad

WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE I LOVE WAS LIKE

“Hmmm how can we make aurora feel stupid and/or gross this week”

ONLY ONE PERSON THAT I LOVE HASNT MADE ME FEEL LIKE DISGUSTING TRASH GARBAGE AND I ONLY REALLY CARE ABOUT 10 PEOPLE—

I saw some guy on Tiktok saying that if you main Daisy in mario kart you’re ‘a pillow princess in the sheets and a pain in the ass in the streets’ and as a Daisy main I can confirm that this is true—

Hi hi, I saw someone reposted your work to be male-aligned. Are you ok with that or..??

No, definitely not, could you please let me know their @??? That’s really disrespectful, thank you for letting me know. It’d be one thing if they asked me to rewrite it male assigned, I probably would’ve had no problem doing that for them, but they really just reposted it without any permission or credit?? Yeah thats not okay. I really appreciate you letting me know, please give me their username

When you think of Barbatos, one word comes to mind. Kind.

Other people might not think of that specific word. You’re sure that someone like Mammon would describe Barbatos as cynical or frightening. But not you, no. To you, Barbatos is kind.

He doesn’t expect anything from you, he never has. You have so much on your shoulders, so much pressure from all three worlds somehow falling on you. And he’s always there for you, never expecting you to be or do anything.

If you need to cry, he’ll wipe your tears. If you need to talk, he’ll listen. If you need to shout, he’ll make you some tea for your strained voice. If you need to be held, he’ll hold you. Anything you’ve ever needed he has always done, he will continue to do.

Because he loves you. Unconditionally, Barbatos loves you. He doesn’t want anything but your love and he doesn’t even expect that. He just loves loving you. And there could never be anything more precious.

To you, Barbatos is always kind…until you don’t want him to be anymore. When you’ll need to lose your head, he’ll be there to make it spin. All you have to say is “I need you to fix me”, and fix you he will.

He’ll use his softest silk to tie your hands above your head. He’ll kiss your neck, grip your waist, bite hickeys so dark you’ll have to seek Asmo’s makeup skills when trying to cover them. He can make you dizzy without even having to slip his hands below your belt. He knows what you like. He knows what you need.

His hand will caress your waist, his lips will ravish your neck. He’ll kiss over the bites that he leaves, making sure you know you’re loved with every infliction of pain. You don’t have time to focus on one sensation before he’s quickly giving you another. It’s dizzying and it breaks you so good. And once he comes up for air, you feel whole again.

And he didn’t even have to touch you, he never does. Of course, if you asked him to, he would. He’d love nothing more than to fuck you into a daze. But if that’s not what you need, he won’t force it on you.

The men you’d loved before had never made you feel like this. No amount of kisses or sex or words said by them could help you feel better. They didn’t try like Barbatos does. And he does it effortlessly. He loves you effortlessly.

And you could never need anything more.

If I see “we’re moving forward with other candidates” one more time im going to kms