THIS IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Okay but what kind of fuck ass name is Charlin?!

i just had a dream that rick sanchez died and in his obituary it turned out his full name was Charlin and everybody was too busy being like "what the fuck kind of name is charlin" to care that he died

#me and Rick Sanchez are the same person

how to end an argument

Another one that's just too good Not to repost Like I got such a good laugh out of this like a whole-hearted cackle sesh.

I just like to imagine that Rick fucks up writing all the time and he tries to avoid writing all the time Like he misspells shit 24/7 and like fucks up where to put a comma sometimes.

i love how its basically canon that although rick is incredibly intelligent, skilled, and talented, supposedly being 'the smartest man in the universe', he doesn't bother with learning english and he's not exemplary at it. obviously we see this first in that morty's mindblowers scene where he says "granite" instead of "granted", where he is fully convinced that its pronounced granite. but also in the vat of acid episode he mocks morty for bothering to do english homework ("you're still learning english? that's the language you speak. how dumb are you?"). rick finds only the bare parts of english important, just the aspects that let us communicate to each other well enough. but if you made him sit down and write a 2000 word essay without being able to invent some kind of machine to do it for him, i wholeheartedly think he'd explode

This scene fucking killed me Like I actually haven't recovered even still this scene is my Roman empire alr I will never get over it.

this show is gonna be the fucking death of me

He's perfection and he's my husband thank you I NEED HIM EXPEDITIOUSLY

why does he look so cute in this shot he's literally just sitting there

I said this before the smartest ppl, besides Rick, are the women in the show. And he acknowledges and respects that often I think

I was idly thinking about the people that Rick sees as his equal--Beth, Space Beth, Summer, Diane, Dr. Wong--and it hit me that, oh yeah, what do they all have in common? They're women!

I mean, he does view some men as equals--Bird Person, probably Squanchy, maybe Mr. Poopybutthole before he went off the rails--but Raising Gazorpazorp gets more ridiculous with every season.

THATS MY HUSBAND UGH LOOK AT HIS LITTLE BOWTIE IM CRYING (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) he is perfection

Why does he have to look so hot in a suit omg I’m going insane

I would not be able to survive if I lived in the same universe as this man I would actually go feral and insane more so then I alr am

this was supposed to be a comp comparing s7 ricks dumb lil sounds to previous seasons

I felt this too deeply not to repost it

sometimes neopronoun headcanons don't come from a place of "would this person tell others to refer to them using these pronouns in canon" but rather "if i used these pronouns for this character would it satisfy an itch in their soul"

(canonically autistic) rick being so infatuated with BP because hes so upfront. he never has to guess what he actually means, he's completely straightfoward (what others see as overly blunt and even rude). ugh i love them sm