Chicken Nuggets, Fries, And Portillos Cake

i couldn’t pick one so you got three.

oh m y g o d. natasha lemme DROWN IN YOU AND ILL LET BUCKY DROWN IN ME JESUS CHRIST

when you move, i’m moved

Summary:  There’s something you’ve been wanting for a while, and when Bucky finally figures out what that is he suggests that you do something about it.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader

Word Count: 6,123

Warnings: SMUT (MINORS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED), threesome (f/f/m), dom!bucky, dom!natasha, but they’re both pretty soft in this, oral sex (reader and nat receiving), fingering, it’s mostly filth in this part

A/N: this is the first thing i’ve finished in over a year i think. i’m not sure how good it is but i’m proud of myself for finishing it. feedback is always welcome :) i listened to the song “movement” by hozier while writing this and that was also the inspiration for the title of this. this is also the first part of what will probably be a mini-series about this relationship so there will be more! i hope you enjoy :)

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You’re on your second glass of wine when Natasha poses the question that’s been on everybody’s mind tonight. 

“So, why did you invite me here tonight?” She has one eyebrow quirked up she’s looking back and forth between you and Bucky on the loveseat sofa. Your breath feels like it’s trapped in your throat, not fully able to reach your lungs. 

You had been the one to invite her tonight, and you truly didn’t have any ulterior motives when doing so, she’d been over at yours and Bucky’s place countless times before, but the energy in the room tonight is different. 

Bucky, who’s normally oblivious and trapped in his own head, has been more observant about the nature of your relationship with Natasha, prompting a conversation between a few days earlier which resulted in the amped-up energy this evening.

“Are you finally gonna tell Natasha how you feel?” He asks as he approaches you from behind while you’re doing the dishes. He places his hands on your waist gently. Your heartbeat speeds up a bit.

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can we please stop romanticizing literal psychopathic murderers just because someone you think is attractive plays them, please and thank you? men like that exist in real life and the way they copy your entire personality to do awful things to you isn’t something you should be fawning over

you’re stuck w me 🤝🏼

y’all seriously need friends like @icedcoffeemorn and @blckwidowbucky and i cannot stress that enough. the fuckin realest ones

ALPINE PLEASE AOSNSKDNDKDNFKFN I CANT BREATHE THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT

Alpine's Diary Entries...

This is utter crack. I fully blame and joyfully credit @navybrat817, @late-to-the-party-81, @bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky and @sunshinebuckybarnes for the chaos you're about to read. This is unedited... godspeed.

I'm sorry...

As told by Alpine...

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Day 284...

It's been nearly a year since the man with the hard arm saved me from those scary dogs in the alley. We have seemed to form some kind of kinship since he brought me home. Other humans call him "Bucky"... I have no clue what kind of name that is, but I accept it. He and other humans call me Alpine. I have no clue what it is, but they are happy when I respond to it... if I feel like responding to it. This morning was typical, crawl out of their bed, go sit on Bucky's head to wake him up for food. He has a box that makes noise to wake him up, but like always, I am too hungry before the sound box makes any noise. He grumbles in his language and sounds like he’s bothered by me waking him - the man should be grateful that I even give him attention in mornings and in the evenings when I allow him to stretch out and lay on my big comfy bed in the living room, watching moving pictures in the electric box.

Day 285...

The other human Bucky calls "Doll" is here and they kicked me out of the bedroom... again. I do not understand their reason, but every time she comes out of the bedroom, she looks disheveled, walks funny, and has a unique scent about her. I've yet to figure it out. The only time I witnessed anything, I jumped on the bed once, and saw Bucky bathing her between her legs. It must have been during some kind of intense prayer ritual because she kept yelling "Oh God!"... humans are weird. I will never understand their practices. After that, I was banned from the room during those prayer times. I am surprised at how frequently they pray... mornings... afternoons... nights, and they can pray for hours. I will admit, sometimes, the sounds that come from the room can be... disturbing... my ancestors in Egypt were the ones being worshiped - why am I not part of this?! I may never understand.

Day 286...

I still have not figured out why all humans don't have hard arms. I am able to scratch, claw, nibble, and bite at Bucky's hard arm, but his fleshy one, he winces in pain, says things in an upset tone, and picks me up (which I tolerate sometimes) to move me. He walked in on me napping on Doll's chest today while she was napping - I was protecting her because he seems so fond of her. He had this dopey smile on his face and said something in his language that I still cannot understand while he gave me a few scratches behind my ears. It seemed happy because of the tone, however I do appreciate the care of *shaking food sound* ooh! Is that food? *sniffs* THAT'S FOOD - OMG THAT'S FOOD.

@eliseorban plagiarized from me on wattpad

this user was literally just outed for stealing people's works. unfortunate, like a lot of the author's in this community i just found out that a work of mine - "dance in the dark" - was stolen.

no credit was given.

no permission was asked from.

they literally copy and pasted it and tried to pass it off as theirs.

as i always say, PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME.

here is the book in which mine and many other author’s works were stolen and put into

and here’s my fic “dance in the dark”. as you can see, they even took my moodboard.

lastly, here is their profile

PLEASE REPORT THEM.

reblog to send your writer friends a pat on the back and to let them know you're proud of them. a tremendous writer. you got this

elmo getting pissed over zoe’s pet rock is killing me today. it’s so god damn funny

maybe right for valentine’s day?

Anyways

I have a nail appointment on Friday and I don't know what to do

LOL I DO THO (but if i’m honest it’s mostly andy barber bc daddy)

hi everyone. for anyone who couldn’t guess i deleted my old account (morningstar-joy) and created a new one. i’m trying to work on being more active here on my new account and i’d love to make some new friends and continue talking to old ones. gonna tag @sunflowerxbarnes to try and help me out here because i don’t wanna be annoying. have a good day♥️

chris evans probably punching the air rn after t*m br*dy retired…i hate the second bitch but i’d be there to give chris hugs and cuddles and suck his dick in these difficult times /: