Yeah Absolutely Fuck This Person. Don’t Be This Kind Of Asshole

✨ Little reminders ✨

Virginity is a social construct

Masturbation is healthy and normal

Sex isn‘t everything in life. It‘s okay to not want to have sex

It‘s nobodies business, if and with how many people you have sex

You can love multiple people and have several consensual/ethical relationships

Even though your mental health struggles might feel like a burden, You aren‘t a burden when you are seeking help

Boundaries are there to be respected

Your feelings are valid and not to be debated

Sexuality is a spectrum and you‘re allowed to discover your sexuality in your own tempo

You never owe sex to anyone

Always ask for consent

suckinf

A Horse walks into a bar . . .

. . . The Bartender sees such a vivid depth of despair and ennui in the Horse's eyes, like the Horse has stared into the abyss and found the infinite void of nothingness so deep that the Horse could no longer believe that he himself nor anyone nor anything else existed.

To say something exists requires knowledge of self, which requires knowledge of existence of the self, an obviously impossible leap of logic, absurd to even attempt to conceive or contemplate.

The Bartender, in that single instant within the Horse's mind, became the nothingness the Horse perceived, and thus was rendered speechless.

If neither the Horse, nor the Bartender, nor the bar itself can be said to exist, then why should he ask, how could he ask, "Why the long face?" The question can have no meaning, and that which has no meaning cannot be stated.

The Bartender, dumbstruck, not by realization of mortality but by fundamental doubt that he was ever alive, gazes into the endless depth of the Horse's eyes, and asks him, "Sir, I beg you say, do I exist?"

The Horse replies, "Neighhhh..."

cunt suckinf birch

i’ll join in later (:

。ﾟ❁ུ۪ °ₒ 𝒔𝒂𝒎❜𝒔 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓

━ we have officially reached our first milestone, angels! to celebrate those who have followed me over from @/honeyloverogers as well as my newer followers, i have planned a sleepover!

━ when ⁀➷ saturday jan. 15 through sunday jan. 16

━ for asks involving fictional characters, please refer to the list of character that i write for here.

。ﾟ❁ུ۪ °ₒ 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔

━ 🎀: cast your mutuals as __________

━ 🩰: send me a character (au or not) and i'll pair them with an aesthetic

━ 🥂: cheers! what are some of your goals that you want to accomplish this year? doesn't matter how big or how small, goals are goals!

━ 💌: send me a character and a scenario and we'll talk about it

━ ☎️: hello? send me a character and i'll create a "pov you're dating (character)" smau collage

━ 💝: q&a session! ask me whatever you would like (be respectful)

━ 💐: this or that? give me 2 things/people to choose from

━ 🍓: share your unpopular opinions!

a) no bc i went to your page to try and find the bucky one but IT WASNT THERE

b) and?

if anyone a wondering what i’ve been doing all week it’s been this

oh yeah it’s demon time 😈😈😈

Day 4: Thirsty Thursday

we all knew it was coming so bring it on baby! welcome to day four of the two year anniversary party, thirsty thursday! now i know you all know how this works and don’t need me to tell you but just in case feel free to send it

NSFW headcanons

NSFW edits

your favorite spicy fic

NSFW concepts about your favorite characters 

basically let’s all be whores together shall we? since we’re gettin slutty today anything that needs to be will be tagged with NSFW!

tagging some moots below the cut!

Keep reading

i thought so too! i found the pics on pinterest so i’m sorry there’s no thumb ):

Anyways

I have a nail appointment on Friday and I don't know what to do

bonus:

So excited for your next story!!

Who are you plagiarizing next??

your cow of a mom

has anyone else been feeling really off lately? i can’t place it but everything feels weird. i feel like i’m just stuck in a haze in the void screaming and hearing nothing back.