The Clones As Wild Animals:

Listen. I just love the last expressions of them. LIKE!?!?!

Sekido: Oh fuck... this is what I'm getting in... shit...

Aizetsu: Maybe.... maybe there are some humans that are terrifying... fuck.

Karaku: Hehehe... oh man, I'll be dead... I'll be dead as hell...

which of the clones would we soften up to first? because it's gonna happen eventually, right? I imagine it's Urogi > Karaku > Aizetsu > Sekido

Aizetsu then Karaku, i think.... Urogi and Sekido are spot on yeah!

Who you choose to pursue first is up to you. This is who gets all mushy for you in what order. once you have Urogi pining, youre hard locked into their route, sorries.

[rambling about losers softening up]

Urogi, he's just a needy guy who gets pretty hungry.. It's easy to set him off at first because while he's reckless, he's not about to trust a stranger! His problem is when optimism and overconfidence accidentally mix making him receptive to you. You can't do anything to him, he's upper four! but once he's in the palm of your hand, he'll refuse to leave. He wears his heart on his sleeve, and any kindness and tending make him really happy. Being with you brings a different kind of joy he never expected. It's warmer, kind of nerve wracking but exciting at the same time. Like he found his place with you. His heart flutters in a way that gets him so giddy, he can't help but want to reach out to you forever! The addictive tightness in his chest pushes him to crave you, since you're the only one who makes him feel this way!

Urogi softens up to you first because you're not a real threat to them. You're just a squishy weakling! A cute one! A reaaaally really cute one, like very cute.. too cute to eat...... DEFINITELY too cute to let anyone else eat!

The rest have their guard up to some degree and won't just throw their heart around at anybody. The world is against them after all!

Aizetsu is a tough nut because of his demotivation and overall apathetic sorrow. He makes no moves to progress or distance himself in the beginning, you're just someone, and he's stagnant. he's quicker to warm up to you than Karaku if you pamper and spoil him a little. like cleaning his spear, providing a place for him to rest, to wash up, or rescuing him from the others into a quieter room. Hell, if you get him food somehow, he stares at you with wide eyes and accepts the gift. It's not difficult to notice how Aizetsu melted after a while when he quietly follows you around like an cat that's constantly seeking affection. What shocks his clone counter parts is how he willingly volunteers to actually DO things for you. You make things so bright, he can't help that he's like a moth to a flame.

That's if you're doting to some degree, but Aizetsu comes around eventually either way, just because you provide shelter (that they technically forced their way into, but never mind that.) He does things with impressive efficiency the others were not expecting he was capable of. So what if he wants to show off a little..?

Karaku isn't easy because he really feels nothing for you aside for entertainment at first. the fact you're able to juggle all four of them amused him is all. He'd enjoy picking and teasing you, the others as well. Calling out when their faces would get red around you and cackling at them. It's difficult for him to tell the difference between pleasure and actual affection, but he never thinks on it too hard. Karaku probably even flirted with you or fought for your attention cause the others wanted it. When asked about you, like your name or interests, he deflected the question. What do you mean? how was he supposed to remember that?! He realized he fell when he's on his own and finds his mind wandering to you, thinking about the little things you do. How you eat, look when something mildly upsets you, when you're genuinely happy. then cusses under his breath cause now he fell for the same trick the others did. Oh, well, no use fighting off these feelings.

Karaku is like the play boy who falls for the first time, except he just needs time around you to actually fall. he accepts it cause this just makes things ten times more interesting. Now he's emotionally invested!! The others clown on him when he slips up and calls you by your name instead of a nickname.

Now for the toughest nut to crack since he's actively rejecting these feelings, Sekido! They rejected their humanity even as a human, why the hell is he going to allow himself to get attached to their food? Because he's as foolish as the idiots he's around, including you! He finds himself sputtering for words if you agree with him after venting, actively listening to him and trying to make his life easier. he's so... conflicted. Similar to the others, he doesn't deny his feelings once they've taken root. he might as well fight air if he were to try. And it's internally comforting to have someone capable of rangling his clones to some extent..

You'd need to have the favor of the others before Sekido fully allows himself to warm up to you. Like the ultra secret tough route of a dating sim..... but its so worth it when you get to see how he sends everyone away except for you so he can "think" on his own and insists that your presence is absolutely necessary.

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Listen, I don't know how that popped up out of nowhere in my head, but what if there were just women who are like, comforters for the uppermoons? Like, just used to calm the demons down when they're aggressive for no reason and make sure they can relax at least in some way? Like, just cuddling, massaging, emotionally comforting? Ya get me?

Do you have a favorite singer/songwriter? What makes their music special to you?

Banshee and every single song and songwriter that makes their songs sound peaceful and beautiful yet carry a goddamn danger message in the lyrics. Those are my favorite kinds of songs.

Okay, I don't know if I can ramble about this here freely, but if I'm honest with my own opinions on Demon slayer and Kagaya especially, that motherfucker can hang himself and I'd burn him with it as well. Like, the fuck is your sick ass doing using people at their most vulnerable times to make them into your soldiers?? The fuck you mean you let A CHILD become a hashira???? Don't you have some fucking patience or are you this desperate, you son of bitch!! I almost know it in my bones that his daddy was also a bitch!! How many fucking children died because of your selfish ass needs?? I'm fucking aware that demons are a high problem, but have some fucking decency to not collect child soldiers!! I'd rip his head off myself if it came to it!!! EVEN KILLING HIS OWN DAUGHTERS IN THE EXPLOSION WHILE LETTING HIS SON LIVE, THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!

Now, I'm just imagining him falling for Kokushibo's daughter, who could be working as an oiran or geisha, and Kokushibo just having high ass standards for Zohakuten to follow if he truly wants his daughter. The standards possibly being that HE has to do most of the work while she just finishes it up and makes it perfect (around the house). Like, Kokushibo doesn't want his daughter to lift a single finger in their marriage. I'm almost wondering how Zohakuten would react to that, because I see it in a comical way, of some type.

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My Zohakuten HeadCanons

Hatred Toward Humanity: As the embodiment of hatred, Zohakuten harbors deep disdain for humanity. He sees humans as weak, corrupt, and beneath him, unworthy of respect or mercy-applies to most demons too

Ageless Yet Misunderstood: Despite his childlike appearance, Zohakuten is well over 200 years old and fully developed in intellect and ideology. Many underestimate him due to his youthful looks, forgetting that he possesses the wisdom and malice of an adult demon.-Kind of bothers me people characterize him as a child when he is not.

Misogynistic Beliefs: Zohakuten holds extreme misogynistic views, fully supporting male violence toward women and seeing them as inherently inferior. He values strict hierarchies and order, believing that only the strong deserve to rule, and that subjugation is the natural state of those beneath him. Women especially.

Fear and Respect Among Clones: His clones fear him—he is their absolute authority. While Karaku, Aizetsu, and Urogi would be a bit unnerved in his presence, Sekido’s maybe not so much. Sekido may not be afraid, but he acknowledges Zohakuten's power. Hantengu, on the other hand, is viewed as a pathetic, weak being—worthy of protection in this cruel villainous world.

Victim Mentality Rooted in Hatred: Zohakuten carries a victim mindset, not in the sense of self-pity, but in a seething, righteous fury. He believes he has been wronged and uses that as justification for his malice and cruelty.

No Interest in Pets or Attachments: Unlike other demons who may take interest in humans or demons as pets or companions, Zohakuten sees himself as far above such indulgences. He considers no one truly worthy of standing beside him.

Respects Strength, Not Status: He acknowledges Akaza’s fighting skills, possibly extending that respect to Gyutaro. However, Kokushibo is the one demon he would truly admire, as his discipline, power, and unwavering devotion to Muzan align with Zohakuten’s ideals.

Potential for Mating: If he ever desired a partner, it would be purely for his own needs. He would demand nothing less than an untouched and highly refined oiran or noble woman, someone of great beauty and status. However, he would not concern himself with earning her favor—her purpose would be to serve him, not the other way around. Her payment is the honour of his presence. He would expect absolute formality, similar to a concubine’s role in a shogun’s court, requiring strict obedience, reverence, and the utmost deference—addressing him as "sama" and fulfilling his demands without question. There would be no sentimanility or gift giving on his part. Doesn't give a damn about the partner's pleasure.

Xenophobia or racist? While Sekido exhibits a xenophobic distrust of those outside his perceived order, Zohakuten takes it further—I reckon he is a full-blown supremacist, believing that certain beings, especially certain humans, are inherently lesser and deserving of eradication or servitude. I'm not sure if it counts as racism if you hate everyone?

I guess of his interests-meditating in storms? Maybe likes the sound of Japanese war drums like the Taiko

Probably similar to Sekido in enjoying the lore of Raijin and Fujin

Probably enjoys watching destruction unfold-like humans perishing in some sort of natural disaster or a lower level demon destroying a village

Might engage with the occassional spar with someone he considers worthy? maybe Akaza? Possibly Gyutaro? Definately Kokushibo.

All in all, an A grade asshole. Muh favorite. Irredeemable.

Fatass bitch lol

It's almost sad how some people are so consumed of beauty standards that they forget that they're ugly themselves and only hate on others to mask their own insecurities and problems.

Love it

Muzan, speaking to the Upper Moons: Today is the day we reveal to Japan the existence of the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United for Frightening Investments in Naughtiness! Kokushibo: You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?

I hate how much I'm laughing at this, but it'll be soooo true.

Y/N: "Urogi? Would you still love me if I was a wor-"

Urogi if Y/N was a worm:

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I'm sorry, but can we imagine how fucking protective and restricting the Hantengus would be if they found out about their girl's pregnancy? Like:

Pregnant!Y/N: being surrounded by all of them at once. I can't leave this, can I?

The clones: Nope

Pregnant!Y/N: Okay then... continues to suffer in the uppermoon 4 cuddle puddle