Toyotama-hime: "The Mute Geisha"

How the Hantengu clones would react when being confronted of acting like yanderes:

Sekido:

He leaned down to caress your face while also being mindful to gentle grip it enough to not let you escape. "Of course I would be, my spark. How else would I show you that only I can understand you and make you feel better? Don't you realize how many worthless, filthy, and useless humans are trying to have you? Do you think they deserve you enough? No, they don't. Now, yeah, maybe it was too much to make you watch how I kill them, but you had to know that they're worthless, good for nothings! Only I will be able to give you what you need!!" His smile has only gone crazier and his grip on your face tighter. You absolutely didn't know that he would've been able to do such things, but you knew alone that you could never fight successfully against him, so it would be pointless if you tried. Your fate and destiny were now only in his hands.

((I do picture Sekido the type to build up your confidence around him and make you think that even alone for a second without him, you'd be nothing, so he can have you all to himself.))

Karaku:

He crossed his arms as he leaned next to you on the tree, a giant pile of every suitor who ever tried to get to you dead and bloody. He simply looked at it like it was a normal night, but you were horrified completely. "Aww, hey come on, why starting the tears? They simply weren't good enough for you. You watched at how easily they died and failed to protect you. Would you really want someone who can't protect you? Relax and breathe, my bloom~, you'll be protected now and properly at that~. Although, I can ask for a little something as a thanks to me, right?~" You got ten times the shock when he caged you to the tree with his arms and almost had a sadistic and mischievous grin. "You can be a nice, quiet, good little girl, right?~ Because I'm having various ideas on how to help you relax and calm down.~"

((He definitely would do that and he's thinking about a make out session or straight on porn worth sex))

@virtuousweakling, you'll probably like this, but I probably would do the other two later.... sorry.

No problem!!

@hantengudelulu @fallstreakfeathers @virtuousweakling: If there were other supernatural creatures in the KNY world, that demons could kill and eat (for example: werewolves, sirens, mermaids and a thousand other fantasy creatures), would their blood be more "interesting" than humans due to not being fully human blood? Like, could it be similar to a marechi type of taste? Don't know how that popped up in my head.

I don't know if I can change my AU again, but I might just do separate demon Toyotama-hime and Hirakugo and human AU of the two.

For the Human AU, nothing much would change except maybe that I would do the Sengoku era Hashira and possibly somehow add Hantengu in there. Hime and Hantengu and pure soulmates in every life cause I said so. Hantengu would have a small hunting group with some friends of his that always scurry around woods and forests to kill animals for food or as signs of high power? Will have to think that up sometime.

@hantengudelulu @fallstreakfeathers @virtuousweakling opinions perhaps? Suggestions maybe even?

Love it

Muzan, speaking to the Upper Moons: Today is the day we reveal to Japan the existence of the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United for Frightening Investments in Naughtiness! Kokushibo: You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?

@hantengudelulu @virtuousweakling

I can't possibly be the only one who hates seeing Aizetsu as the "innocent sex" type or too whimpery and whiny. Sure, I can see him whimper or grunt during spicy times, but to be a virgin??? With his looks?? And with our information of what a common whore Hantengu was in his youth?? Nah, impossible! Simply impossible! That motherfucker is into denial of any way, shape and form during sex. Let's not get into how he'd "pity" his girl while she's struggling to handle him. That motherfucker is just mocking. He'd even have a small smug on his face, that piece of shit.

I also headcanon that every second or third girl in a village knew Hantengu from having a night with him in his human youth years. Motherfucker was the god of common whores.

That's what I've been thinking, but I've got an obsession with making even the weakest girls dangerous, so she gonna use wisteria against them. People definitely can tell I adore Shinobu and Mitsuri because of the "sweet, kind and gentle girl that can absolutely destroy you with your own weaknesses" trope. She also gonna tease them about it, too.

@hantengudelulu, would demons eat really malnourished humans? Like, unhealthily skinny, but have really good blood? I've had a question like that for some time. Like, do they have a type of humans that they prefer to eat? If so, would they even go out of their own way to eat the unhealthy skinny one with good blood? Or is blood and flesh combined to have a good meal?

And now we'll have Toyotama-hime's opinions on the uppermoons!

Kokushibo:

She basically loves and adores him like any normal girl would with her father, but she also ignores some of his rules about her "not needing to fight" and literally became a martial artist threat to everyone breathing on Earth.

Douma:

She's on the middle ground with him, liking and hating his presence. She has even broken his jaw every time he called her muteness "adorable" because it's actually not fun to not have a voice and be seen as the "perfect victim" because she can't scream for help.

Akaza:

She loves him like he's her second brother, but also doesn't like how he only spars with Hirakugo and not with her. He's also on the firsts to know if she ever makes any small improvement in her passions or likes.

Hantengu:

She just pities him and tries to calm him down in every meeting that's held up, and she's in. She's confused on why he's always so cowardly, but Hantengu (and his lying and conceiving ass) starts to act even more cowardly every meeting to have her attention on him. (greedy attention and comfort whore)

Gyokko:

She likes his art skills and how he also uses his victims for art. She even painted some of his vases with his permission, and they often share ideas on how to become more brutal to reveal the rawness of their victims in art.

Gyutaro and Daki:

She also finds good presence with them, and her and Daki are quite close friends. She, too, as Hirakugo, sees the two of them in Gyutaro and Daki. Daki and her even often times share their kills of people at the end of the night! Hell, the two are even the first to know that Hime makes jewelry from her victims' bones!!

@hantengudelulu @fallstreakfeathers @virtuousweakling

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Urogi: *squeaky toy sound*

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Urogi: *angry screeching and squeaky toy sounds*

Urogi, but he makes a squeaky toy sound if you bonk him on the head