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Stab a politician day!!!!
Happy Ides of March!!
You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made
Reblog to invite others to the party
Costume. Chitons.
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK DANNY PHANTOM’S SKIN GETS MORE TAN WHEN HE TURNS INTO A MOTHERFUCKIN GHOST
Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???
diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds
As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.
Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.
From Valentine’s Day 2013, one of 34 photos. African penguins receive valentines from biologist Crystal Crimbchin at The California Academy of Sciences African penguin exhibit in San Francisco, on February 13, 2013. The valentines will be used as nesting material. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)
fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.
Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
Reblog if you're a perverted woman with dubious motives
#ate a loft house cookie #those really specific Walmart cookies
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
Beware!