Lmao Why Did We Ever Let Pitbull Ruin Our Favorite Songs In The ‘10s By Coming On And Saying “Dalé!”

Shout out to my girl Nina because I’m pretty sure “Llamame” “Call me” “Azul” “Blue” “Amame” “Love me” “Perhaps I do” is the smoothest thing I’ve ever heard

[At The mall]

Burr: Excuse me? I lost my friend Alexander. Can I please make an announcement?

Random Employee: Of course.

Burr: [leans in to mic] Goodbye you little shit.

Alexander: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES

Washington: Alexander! Inside voices!

Hercules: Why is Alex on the rooftop?

Lafayette: He likes to be tall.

A geode that resembles a burrito. 

Hamilton: Every Song Summarized

Alexander Hamilton: It's ye home boi Alex

Aaron Burr, Sir: Two college men walk into a bar with three drunkards, and-

My Shot: Do you ever just want to overthrow a government (Featuring Alexander having an existential crisis)

The Story Of Tonight: Painful foreshadowing coming from Laurens

The Schuyler Sisters: its ye home gals angellica eliza AND PEGGY

Farmers Refuted: It's Time For Alexander's Opinion

You'll Be Back: I cannot fucking believe King George III is a yandere

Right Hand Man: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline

A Winters Ball: RELIABLE WITH THE *LADIES*

Helpless: Ye gal Eliza falls for ye boi Alex

Satisfied: Angelica has emotional issues and I want to help her

The Story Of Tonight Reprise: SPIT A VERSE, BURR

Wait For It: Burr spits a verse (Sort of)

Stay Alive: Charles Lee shows up and Laurens is like "We should shoot that guy"

Ten Duel Commandments: Laurens shoots that guy

Meet Me Inside: Alexander gets grounded

That Would Be Enough: HEARTBREAK.

Guns and Ships: L A F A Y E T T E

History Has It's Eyes On You: Don't fuck up because history is always watching

Yorktown: Alexander and Lafayette overthrow a government

What Comes Next?: King George is still a yandere but now he's a Bitter Yandere

Dear Theodosia: THE DAD SONG

Non-Stop: Burr wonders why and how Alexander does things

What'd I Miss: Jeffy boi is done getting high in France and now he's back to get high in America

Cabinet Battle #1: Political debate turns into a rap battle

Take A Break: Alexander says "No" 500000 times

Say No To This: Alexander forgets how to say "No" 500000 times

The Room Where It Happens: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline again

Schuyler Defeated: Alexander throws away Burr's friendship bracelet

Cabinet Battle #2: you must be out oF YOUR GODDAMN MIND-

Washington On Your Side: MOTHERFUCKING SOUTHERN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS

One Last Time: Washington is resigning and Alexander has abandonment issues

I Know Him: JESUS CHRIST THIS WILL BE FUN!!!~

The Adams Administration: Hamilton fucking obliterates John Adams

We Know: Jefferson, Burr, and Madison become the TMZ of the 1700-1800s

Hurricane: Alexander decides to #expose himself

The Reynolds Pamphlet: Alexander probably regrets deciding to #expose himself

Burn: ELIZA DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS

Blow Us All Away: Alexander encourages his son to get in a gun fight and is shocked when he gets shot

Stay Alive Reprise: CRUSHING DEPRESSION

It's Quiet Uptown: EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION

The Election of 1800: Jefferson is tired of drama and he just wants politics

Your Obedient Servant: "Fucking fight me, Alex." ~Burr

Best of Wives and Best of Women: WOW EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION

The World Was Wide Enough: "Talk shit get hit." ~Burr

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: I'M CRYING OVER A FOUNDING FATHER.

*In the Fraunces Tavern*

Hamilton: *talking to Herc* PAY THE FUCKING BAR TAB!

Hercules: Chill

*Writing to congress*

Hamilton: *Writing to congress* PAY YOUR FUCKING ARMY!

Washington: Chill

*At the battle of Yorktown*

Hamilton: *yelling at the redcoats* PAY THE FUCKING PRICE

Lafayette: Chill

*At the cabinet battle*

Alexander: *debating with Thomas* PAY YOUR FUCKING SLAVES

Jefferson: Chill

*during the whiskey rebellion*

Washington: Alexander…

Hamilton: Yes sir?

Washington: Nows the time.

Hamilton: *takes deep breath* PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!!!!!