The Gang At The Goblin Camp:

👍🏻 >:((((

A lot, actually

I love what I've seen of Split Fiction so far and I have one burning question.

What happens if you put a fanfiction writer in The Machine?

Sometimes, a family is just an emo goth, an angry space frog, a purple misandrist, a vampire twink, an autistic magician, a golden retriever butch, a half-devil fencer, a furry, a folklore grandma, a bald guy and his hamster, a random adventurer with a weird name, and a psychotic amnesiac with a migraine -- all surrounded by a bunch of pets that they adopted off the side of the road.

A decaying mummy holds the sole of their guardianship.

We're eating well this autumn, but damn do I need therapy after all the agonising angst they had to put me through.

I said I would start the parallels—

More to come later tonight ✨

Darling literally went "oops, hope no one saw that"

Maybe this is a stupid question, but Does Alcina really trips on furniture because of her height? How many furniture on her castle are out of place that implied she maybe trips with them?

From what I recall, we only have this moment from the Maiden demo where it is implied that she accidentally slammed against the armor. If anyone has noticed any misalignments, feel free to share!

Source.

First family photo in Faerûn

After hoarding all my WIPs in my documents for ages, I have finally decided to dig them out from underneath all that accumulated dust and post them on ao3. Just gonna leave this here while I go back into my introvert cave.

Okaythanksbye-

In another universe...

more RE8 × BG3 crossover screenshots coming with photomode

...once I take care of all the mods that will inevitably break with the update

Got a BG3 A.U. for the RE8 women (also counts as DnD A.U.?)

Had to make do with modded presets but I've tried to pick out the ones that have similar vibes (I need a mod that adds their face models into BG3 lol)

May I present: Lady Alcina Dimitrescu in Baldur's Gate 3

I made her into a drow (she fits right in with the matriarchal culture) thrower barbarian (an elegant one, mind you -- it's for the furniture throwing), and if we use enlarge spell or elixir of colossus on her, she'd look much closer to her canonical height

I also made the Dimi daughters with hirelings, so here they are as well

Bela, gloomstalker assassin

She gives off the vibe of an elegant, efficient archer. Imagine her rolling her eyes while she cleans up after her sisters by finishing an enemy off from a distance

Cassandra, battlemaster fighter

Canonically, she hangs out in the armory and it's also implied that she's the best hunter/fighter among the three

Daniela, dual-wield swordsbard

I mean, she lingers at the library and has the flirtiest lines. All that, mixed with some martial skills, I think college of swords bard fits her quite well

And of course, Lady D's dream guardian, Miranda

The mothers are mothering

Look at these queens, casually chilling and serving (don't mind Orin, she's just having an eepy)

Miss D and the Pall Boys?

How about Miss D and her Slaying Girlsquad?

A shame women aren't real

But the gay obsession certainly is

Next up, Donna and Angie?

It’s funny to me that (at least for me idk if this is always the case) the timing of Shadowheart dying her hair in camp corresponds with the same night the githyanki attack camp and you learn who the dream visitor is and all that

Like imagine Shadowheart in fucking camp trying to discretely bleach her hair with some berries and herbs she scavenged because you are NOT near civilization and she’s like trying to fix her patchy ass dye job before everyone wakes up and while she’s simultaneously trying to give herself layers or some shit and then the Absolute just starts blasting her brain and random githyanki attack the camp?

Like imagine mid revelation of this whole thing. You’re in the astral plane. Orpheaus is there. The Emperor is there. Shadowheart is there desperately hoping no one comments on her terrible looking roots and her crooked bangs