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Bathtime 💖

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Okay i keep a list of fic ideas in my notes app so i can write stuff down whenever the inspo strikes. I got plastered the other night and I wrote this?

saw that somebody put my old chart with just slimecicle, neil, and bill wurtz on here and it gained some steam lol. the pinterest comments asked for a sequel featuring jack stauber, will wood, and jerma985 so... here it is! enjoy. or don't, idc.

There you are, innocently eating tapas at a restaurant, when you hear boss fight music behind you:

(He'll have the Caesar salad, gracias.)

This 10 meter tall statue of Augustus looms over Puerta Cinegia Gastronómica, a dining/shopping mall in Zaragoza, Spain. Augustus founded the town as Caesaraugusta (hence Zara-agoza) over 2000 years ago as a colony for veterans of the Cantabrian Wars, and many Roman ruins are still visible. I now want to visit Zaragoza.

wait hold on, thats a lie i actually dont know how to do that yet but ill learn

"jesus turned water into wine" ok ya well i can turn water into soup. watch me.

I made more

these people overwhelm me

you ever just see a white boy and suddenly your fight or flight response gets activated

AHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES EVERYHTING LINK TOGETHER WTF

I'm sorry but that's all I can think about after the grass trimming commercial