Empires Smp God Au Grian

You guys started reblogging original post with this silly au all of the sudden and made me think about it again youuuu

I can't get it out of my head

Went through some of the tags and comments

Since I've done Lizzie and Pearl requests in this au

Why stop there

Doc the ibex

It wouldn't make sense giving him his usual technology things

So I made it like aaa plant magic?

Kind of Rafiki of the au

A word about the theory that ranboo is the past time traveler I theorize ranboo was the time traveler and that the overseer’s got attached to him witch is why they are very possessive of Karl and want the new time traveler to spend more time with them they are projecting onto him and fighting over him like parents fighting over a child in a custody battle bad talking each other to Karl and warning Karl to not trust the other there’s also the detail that the the time traveler some how effects the appearance of the two worlds so I’m thinking that that works both ways and the other world affects the appearance of the time traveler witch would explain why he is split down the middle and the colors that are on the sides are black and red and white and green 

GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

tubbos hair

I head cannon that a good in universe reason for tubbos avatar having different hair in fanart is because as a child he had dirty blonde hair but as he aged it faded into a light brown the reason I think that is possible is because I saw it happen to a friend I used to have when I was younger when we met in second grade she had not light platinum blonde hair but a somewhat golden dirty blonde but somewhere down the line I noticed her hair faded by the time of sixth grade her hair had become very noticeably darker so that might be what happened to tubbo

I thought of a hilarious situation for Hermes what if Joel one day choose to mess with jimmy by leaving Hermes in tumble town forced jimmy to be a babysitter or something 

well turns out that Hermes because of the dolls Joel makes ends up being very receptive to all the cowboy things Jimmy let’s him do to keep him happy while he’s there 

And joel doesn’t know it but it at first but there are consequences for the huge mistake he inflicted upon himself 

because in doing that because when Hermes goes home he now wants to be a cowboy 

and nothing Joel does gets him to stop the experience changed him now he always wears his hat that Jimmy made him and throws tantrums when someone try’s to take it and refuses to go anywhere if he doesn’t have the hat on 

he turns into one of those kids that’s obsessed with a movie so he watches it over and over again and who’s parents are also forced to watch it or a kid with a special interest in wild west and he never stops talking about the topic 

Hermes loved the dessert and him and his father can make rain storms so he doesn’t like the rain any more so he starts claiming to be the god of cowboys

when he gets older and he develops a unique domain he officially becomes the god of deserts and oasis’s patron of explorers and pioneer a guide to those looking to start journeys and facings trials 

Bad boys playlist

All 

Cruisin for a bruisin from teen beach movie 

Bang bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj

Bad boy by cascada 

Daughters of darkness by halestorm 

Candy store from heathers

Jimmy 

Break the rules by charli xcx 

Joel 

 I Can’t be tamed by Miley Cyrus 

Grian 

I’m the bad guy from wander over yonder

owl house brother and witch lover

I just watched hollow mind and my mind is running wild with ideas I thought of 

I like to think that belos and his brother came from a very well off family and the witch was a rebellious bad girl 

which is cool because her relative eda started the bad girl coven 

anyway he was a kind boy that loved animals he would often drag his brother

 out of the house with out permission to play in the near by forest he wanted adventure and he found that adventure the day they found the witch 

she loved how he was kind to her even thought everyone else was scared and wanted her to be executed so she latch on to the only person that was on her side in the strange new world she was in where everyone wanted her dead

 she took him flying and told him about all the different creatures and places she had seen 

he showed her how to dance and she learned how to wood carve from him I 

think there relationship was like the song up town girl by billy Joel and a whole new would from Aladdin but reversed gender’s 

i thought of really cute nicknames they would call each other she would call him rich boy and he would call her witch girl 

I think it’s pretty telling that jimmy dying marked the disbanding of the bad boys. He was the connecting thread of the group. In limited life grian and Joel didn’t have much of a dynamic outside of their shared love of bullying jimmy. So When he died the remaining two bad boys had zero cohesion and started acting on their own.

Joel wanted revenge and grian wanted survival 

I really think that it would have been different if Joel or grian had been the one to die instead of jimmy.

If grian had died then jimmy probably would’ve joined joel on his revenge quest.

And If Joel died Jimmy would have stuck with grian so he could annoy him.

sbi superpower au

Powers are genetic in this au so first the parents

Phil’s power would be a bird power he has sharp claws and giant pitch black wings and can release a very loud biRd caw that is so incredibly loud it functions like black canary’s caw

Kristin has the ability to drain a person’s life by singing it’s painful but if she stops before the person dies they can recover there depleted energy with time when a person is affected by her powers they are covered in a

Techno has the ability to send out an intimidating ear piercing scream that makes people freeze and loose focus temporarily it doesn’t work on everyone if someone is not easily freaked out it doesn’t effect them and also instead of a caw like his dad it’s just a scream with a bit of an echo

Wilbur inherited his moms singing activated power when he sings he doesn’t slowly kill somebody like his mom his parents where very grateful for that but he can still control people when he sings he makes people feel different emotions not just fear like his brother but anger sadness and happiness

Tommy is the only one to get wings like there father but like in origins his wings are only able to glide he can’t control the speed he falls like that Steven universe episode where Steven jumps super high but can’t get back down so he spends a very long time slowly falling except Tommy’s default speed of descent is a little faster and like Steven or star fire his powers are controlled by emotions when he’s confident he jump around and glide at any speed flying from wall to wall but when he’s down emotionally he is also down physically he is also slightly more durable then average the down side is he gets drained easily because he uses his own life force to do that see he has to take time to get his energy back

Empires smp season 1 crystal cliffs headcanons

My head canon for crystal cliffs is that it is notorious for being the empire with the worst food 

It is a school and the closest thing they have to a government is the school board and gem

There food is close to what would be served in a school cafeteria because they focus on studying and teaching they like food that is easy to make and cheap to produce 

The students and teachers are forced to get creative and try to find ways to make it more palatable 

They use spell’s to artificially flavor the food or use spells on themselves to change the way their taste buds perceive the taste 

The food is not natural and the while edible the taste is off and noticeably different from what it is trying to emulate ( like how banana flavored candy tastes different from bananas)

One good thing that comes out of this situation is that they are also known for their food lasting years and being well preserved 

They have very manufactured products just like the grimland s which makes sense because most of the students are from the grimland 

Pjo au scott

For my pjo au I can’t decide who Scott’s parent is 

He could be the son of iris the personification of the rainbow. my reasons for this is that in empires season 2 Scott’s empire is literally called chromia. also Scott is gay and the flag is a rainbow. On websites I checked Iris either has mom or dad that is an ocean god or nymph which ties into the mean gills 

Or he could be a son of Athena if any of the life smp members were to be a child of Athena it would be Scott. He prefers to play smart and keep a level head. If he is a Athena kid then he’s going to have the grey eyes and blonde hair all of Athena’s children have but he dyes his hair teal

People might say he’s an Aphrodite kid because he’s flirty and super thirsty and in witchcraft smp he was a romantic but I like the other ideas better