Empires Smp God Au Oli

idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.

Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?

Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.

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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:

Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...

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Flash: batman… who is this?

Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.

Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!

Batman: her name is robin

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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?

Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.

Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!

Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*

I find it sad how in every series jimmy has taken part in he gains a buddy but he always looses him and it’s saying something that in rats and empires season 2 the ones where he isn’t in a duo those are where he is the most unstable

martyn in evo joel in empires season 1 Scott in third life and tango in double life you can put fwhip in the list if your not just counting relationships that are from other series but really you can add every one that comes into contact with him

we joke about how he has so many boyfriends even though he is pathetic but thinking about that lore wise tango is the only one that hasn’t switched from a positive relationship to it’s complicated it must be so confusing to be so close to someone then suddenly lose the bond you thought was unbreable

maybe Jimmy doesn’t want respect maybe what he really wants is unconditional love

Ranboos parents theory

I head cannon that ranboos parents are the other side and the in between personified and the reason they don’t get along is because there son went missing so they are divorced

thats also why they are so invested in Karl they are projecting onto him and are trying to keep him there to replace there son

that might explain why Karl has memory problems they are being taken on purpose

I would very much like that to be true because then there’s a chance there can be a happy ending for Karl were he helps them reconnect with there son and he and ranboo will get there memories back

owl house brother and witch lover

I just watched hollow mind and my mind is running wild with ideas I thought of 

I like to think that belos and his brother came from a very well off family and the witch was a rebellious bad girl 

which is cool because her relative eda started the bad girl coven 

anyway he was a kind boy that loved animals he would often drag his brother

 out of the house with out permission to play in the near by forest he wanted adventure and he found that adventure the day they found the witch 

she loved how he was kind to her even thought everyone else was scared and wanted her to be executed so she latch on to the only person that was on her side in the strange new world she was in where everyone wanted her dead

 she took him flying and told him about all the different creatures and places she had seen 

he showed her how to dance and she learned how to wood carve from him I 

think there relationship was like the song up town girl by billy Joel and a whole new would from Aladdin but reversed gender’s 

i thought of really cute nicknames they would call each other she would call him rich boy and he would call her witch girl 

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I can’t believe I forgot pearl .

It’s true that she was in empires hermitcraft and life smp but I already have a role for her since the au is focused on the cod alliance I imagined the wither rose alliance are the gems that home world have sent to earth. 

fwhip is a peridot that was sent to check on the gem experiments and sausage is a quartz that was there as a guard .

When the cod alliance finds out that there are home world gems on earth again they destroy the ship that brought them to earth leaving them stranded .The two fled and took refuge in a nearby mountain cave .

fwhip was understandably upset by this and became set on revenge he became very petty towards the cod alliance specifically jimmy who was the one that destroyed the ship

Gem joins them later on she was in the same batch as fwhip and came to get him even though by going to earth with out permission she became a defector 

Once gem arrived she and  fwhip started to appreciate the earth but sausage was still set on returning to home world 

So he left the traitors behind and went off on his own but he was lonely and came across a corrupt gem monster 

She before the corruption blast she was a crystal gem pearl that fought in the war but now she is a small moth monster that sausage decided to keep around as company

inspired by @playername-player-of-games and @marblegroves and @scrimblescromble

bored poll time!

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Badboys soul eater au

Joel is a small short range hunting knife. a brutal close quarters weapon that always results in The users hands getting bloodied but etho wields him like a ninja would a throwing knife because he looks like kakashi who is a ninja. somehow this actually works out for them 

Jimmy is a chain whip with a lantern that has a flame in it that loudly explodes everything it touches as a result every person that has ever partnered with him has run for the hills the moment they realized how dangerous it is to control and others that already know dread having to work with such a destructive weapon. even his friends don’t want the potential catastrophe that could result except for tango who loves explosions and thinks the chains give him a fabulous aesthetic 

Grian is a bow and arrow not just the bow but also the arrows if scar shoots an arrow as far as he can then grian will be able to tell him where it landed and what is happening in the area. The bow materializes a new arrow when ever an arrow has been shot so scar can shoot multiple arrows that land in many different locations but Grian can’t be everywhere at once so he can only choose to be present at one location so when ever he transfers his consciousness to a single arrow he has to leave scar unattended as you can imagine he doesn’t like doing this 

motherinnits realm

I headcannon that Tommy’s mom is the goddess of live and the opposite of Kristin the goddess of death and like mumza is in charge of preparing souls for the afterlife motherinnit is in charge of preparing souls for life I think her home would be a place new souls are made like the great before from Pixar’s soul 

Cod alliance Gemcyt au Wither rosé alliance

The wither rosé alliance are the homework gems that the diamonds send to earth in the cod alliance Gemcyt au

Fwhip is a peridot and kinda like jasper in that he is spiteful his want for revenge is mostly because they stranded him on earth so it’s not like he want to shatter them instead he makes it his life’s mission to make their lives harder and as inconvenient as possible 

He also starts to enjoy earth technology among other earth stuff and eventually defects 

Gem came from the same batch as fwhip and is the slightly older one when she hears that fwhips mission went wrong she went down there herself to find him

she’s the easiest to convince after all she prioritized her brother over fallowing home world and by leaving without permission is not be welcomed back 

Sausage is a quartz that was sent to guard fwhip as he fixed the warp pad and made sure the gem experiments were progressing as planned 

But there ship was destroyed and they were forced to run and found shelter in a cave in a mountain

Over time sausage alongside fwhip started to appreciate the earth sausage especially liked dogs(bubbles) but despite being the friendliest he was the hardest out of the bunch to get to their side 

he like peridot tricked them and took a direct line to the diamonds from the moon base and was going to use it to go back to home world but instead he told them about how great the earth was and insulted a diamond to their face 

So Unfortunately the moment that sausage became an actual crystal gem came at the cost of the diamonds gaining the knowledge that there was still crystal gems on earth 

But before that during the time when sausage and fwhip were living in a cave and just after gem made it to earth and joined them in the cave Sausage left them because he saw the writing on the wall and got away from the traitors 

He found corrupted pearl and befriended her kinda she was a gem monster with a scrabbled mind and body but she was a very small gem monster and the first being with a gemstone other the fwhip and gem who he just left so he stuck with her 

When all the corrupted gems were cured and she returned she didn’t remember sausage like how sausage during the hermitcraft empires crossover knew pearl but she had no clue what he was talking about

but they did end up become real friends and their conversations became a lot less one sided 

inspired by @playername-player-of-games and @marblegroves

ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked