Empires Smp God Au Jimmy

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

I think that lev and alisa would love to watch next top model and  project runway together that’s why there so close maybe he would make his own clothes because nothing in the store fit him I think the hiabas areJewish 

Nekoma Hobbies

Because I am in no way prepared for the outcome of the Nekoma vs Fukurodani match, I’ve decided to distract myself with some cutsie headcannons for hobbies the boys from Nekoma have.

Kozume Kenma of course has his video games, and if he looks away from the game when you’re talking that means he considers you important, you should feel very very special.

Kurro Tetsuro scrapbooks. His mom got him into it when he was younger and how he can’t stop. He has whole albums of weird scrapbooks all over his house. He started a volleyball one and is constantly taking pictures of the team and trying to pick out construction paper backgrounds that match each person’s personality. Kenma thinks he’s a nerd.

Yaku Morisuke is a coupon-er. He has thousands upon thousands of coupons for anythign and everything. If they go out one night after practice he will without a doubt have a coupon for whatever it is they’re eating and he will use it. Savings King.

Haiba Lev plays the piano. He’s actually very good, his sister taught him when he was little, and he plays whenever he can. Durring practice, when he’s on the bench, he’ll move his fingers across his knees like he’s playing unconsciously. 

Yamamoto Taketora is into Do It Yourself books. He brings one to practice every day and says that he can totally build whatever it is and bitches about other builder’s workmanship. He actually built nice new shelves for the locker room and brings it up all the time.

Kai Nobuyuki is amazing at calligraphy. He never took lessons or anything he’s just naturally skilled at it. The coach leaves him in charge of making any posters they need and Kurro makes him write fake love letters for Tora.

Fukunaga Shohei knits. A lot. Whenever they’re on a long bus ride or at training camp he will knit. The others like to tease him and make fun of him, except Kenma who doesn’t care. He made Kenma fuzzy socks since his feet are unnaturally cold. Everyone else is jealous.

Inuoka So can juggle. His record is eight items and he likes to show off all the time. Tora likes to throw in an extra item just to make him freak out and drop everything on his head.

Shibayama Yuki does magic tricks. He can do a lot of them, and he always shows off at training camp in front of the other team. He once set fire to Lev, his eager assistant. 

I don’t want Fukurodani or Nekoma to lose. Can’t they both win and live happily ever after? Please! 

I like to think that the gods are living in modern day but they dress in clothes from their favorite time periods

they have all lived for a very long time and they have seen many fashion trends come and go but even as the time passes and fashion evolves they keep the bits they like while adding details that hint at their domains

Jimmy is a cowboy attending a funeral

oli is a medieval bard that has crazy neon colors the bards of the past didn’t have access to in there time

Joel is a Roman toga but a little modernized and artistic

the most up to date with clothes is probably scott he represents the passing of time so he changes his clothes more frequently but not to keep up with

False changes often as well but not to keep up with the trend but instead as the goddess of adventure she loves to try new things and takes inspiration from many different periods she never dresses the same twice but even then she is very practical and casual only choosing to wear clothes she can move around in

Most of them choose a style and stick to it for decades until something new catches their interest

Scott who’s is intertwined within the passing of time changes so his clothes more frequently but not as much as false

pix has the oldest style that doesn’t require him to show a lot of skin probably from Babylon or something really old

so they are very mismatched and look as if they were plucked out wildly different time periods

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Smp the owl house au

always thought that techno would be in the beast keeping coven and Wilbur would be a bard in the bard coven and tommy wanting to be like both his brother figures and likening both music and animals would be trying both in the mixed track 

all of the bench trio would be in the mixed track as the trouble makers of the school 

ranboo would be in the illusion track because that’s the closest to teleportation in the owl house and he would also be in the oracle track because he is associated with time or the healing track because they seem to be connected with ice and he is apart of a anti government group in cannon that does stuff in cold climates and snow Chester is in a cold area also it would be ironic because water hurts him in cannon but yeah one of those two would be his second track because he likes to stay out of conflict and they have the least use in a violent confrontation 

tubbo would be in the potions track because he can use them as bombs and he can poisons also ranboo being associated with and him being associated with fire would be cute and as his second he would be in the abomination track so he can make the owl house version of his “workers” in snow Chester 

ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

I think Cleo should be a terrifying agate like a better more effective version holly blue 

 agates are In charge of disciplining groups of quartz 

Cleo was a teacher irl and the the mom within the clockers Cleo is very good at scolding others and is able to intimidate others into submission just like an agate

I see people wanting to give the sheriff a gun I think we should take a step back and think for a bit then realize jimmy is the type of character that would absolutely twirl his gun inevitably resulting in him literally and figuratively shooting himself in the foot since he won’t die I think that would be hilarious

celestial siblings symbolism

if pearl is the moon and if grian is the sun then what is Jimmy

the earth? The dawn? Or something else …

jimmy as a siren, but like a greek mythology siren with wings instead of a mermaid type siren.

Life smp Pjo au skizz

Skizz is the son of eleos goddess of compassion and pity 

Skizz’s dad is a very kind man who works at a morgue and actually met skizz’s mother while on the job

He found a woman crying over a grave and noticed that woman was in all black with the exception of her veil which was dark blue and hid her face

he went to comfort her and she took note of him compassionate gesture

When prompted she told him that she didn’t actually know the person that was buried she just got sad because someone died 

He fell for her because of her empathy 

She fell for him because his kindness 

Skizz inherited both those qualities from his parents