Please Tell Me More Of Your Bad Boys Demigod Au ???? Its So Good :D

bored poll time!

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Relativity Falls is showing up again and I'm here for it, but I'm sorry I just cannot believe that Mabel would cross dress for thirty years or steal Dipper's identity.

Like, I can imagine she'd try. But Mabel is more scatterbrained than Stan ever was. I feel like, over time, she'd just sort of forget.

One morning, she'd forget to touch up the big dipper birthmark, and everyone would assume it was fake as part of the Mystery Shack persona.

Next she grows her hair out again, because she gets into a groove repairing the portal and just forgets to trim it.

Eventually she forgets to wear a binder several days in a row, and no one mentions it! So she leaves it off because it's uncomfortable and such a hassle.

Over 20 years, she slowly drops the Mason identity and falls back into Mabel, so gradually she barely notices, and thanks to the Blind Eye no one else notices either.

Then one day, she looks in the mirror after a show and realizes all at once that she's utterly failed to keep up the facade, and no one cares.

I dunno about you, but that feels like delicious angst to me. It reminds her how utterly alone Dipper was out here. And imagine, someone who's kept their memories congratulates her on her "transition," and Mabel has to choke back a sob because (if you subscribe to the trans Dipper idea) it feels like she's spitting in her brother's face by basically undoing his transition.

Whether Dipper feels that way about it or not, Mabel would feel awful.

In brief, making Dipper and Mabel just copy the Stans' story verbatim is boring. Mix it up a little!

Empires smp god au seablings 

I always thought that if Lizzie and jimmy where’s gods there domains would be of different levels of the ocean 

the oldest Lizzie goddess of the deepest depths of the seas and of the ocean floor littered with lost history and knowledge yet to be known where life originated from and where the fish seem other worldly and colorful to ward away threats 

And jimmy the younger brother god of the shoreside and of water that found its way to the surface such as rivers beaches waterfalls desert oasis’s and swamps where life took its first steps out of the ocean and where the earthy toned fish learned to blend in to evade predators  

twin gods born centuries apart destined to be separated but undeniably connected 

I love the bad boys and how they tell everyone that they’re bad boys but end up coming across as trying to hard and i already have ideas to start I’m imagining them as going over the top with the bad boy image they what so they dress in over the top edgy bad boy clothes 

Joel street punk/rocker wearing a leather jacket with a lot of spikes and pockets also cool sunglasses “given” to him by bdubs which bdubs got from gems sun cult also baggy pants that are just jimmys that he unnecessarily knifed in front of him for fun saying it was for style 

Inspiration Danny from grease and Sam from Danny phantom 

Jimmy pastel goth/scene kid he dyed his hair neon blue because I saw a picture of him with blue hair and he asked Scott for the teal dye he wears fingerless gloves that he cut himself he’s very proud of that and skinny jeans which are just Joel’s but they don’t fit and on his fist are truly a absurd number of bracelets 

Inspiration Neighthan Rot from monster high and avril lavigne

Grian he chose Victorian goth/steam punk but he didn’t feel like going out of his way so he got some suspenders and a ruffled shirt also stole scars top hat and some inventor goggles he swiped from a hermit because there is no shortage of mad scientist types on hermit craft and he called it a day 

Inspiration Entrapta from she ra Ciel Phantomhive from black butler 

I see people wanting to give the sheriff a gun I think we should take a step back and think for a bit then realize jimmy is the type of character that would absolutely twirl his gun inevitably resulting in him literally and figuratively shooting himself in the foot since he won’t die I think that would be hilarious

Reason for bads name in cannon

My Bbh species head cannon is that they all have very unfortunate names that are also words for dark topics like some examples are misery empty terror karma discord and bad what do you think

Yay someone has the same thoughts as me I love it

jimmy as a siren, but like a greek mythology siren with wings instead of a mermaid type siren.

Empires smp god au the twins gem and fwhip

Gem started as the goddess of contemplation and potential she was born when animals started to think and had the idea to leave the ocean for the land

she would later gain magic and miracles and belief in things that seem impossible when religion and philosophy got more popular She is also the goddess of teaching and learning

she is the planning stages and the bright young mind building up there skill sets as well as the hypothesis of a scientist

She is warm like a fire in need of more kindling and she is the spark of a idea taking form she is the blue print and the first draft the dreams that are not yet a reality 

Her brother Fwhip is the god of innovation and progress he came after his sister when the animals followed through with their ambitions and took their first steps on the land

he is the reason we continue he causes spite and determination

later he was behind the humans discovery of fire he is also the god of revenge and envy and humanity 

he is the jealousy that feeds competition the inner flame the breaking with tradition he is the test trials and the final product the drive to improve and surpass our limits

he is humanity’s greatest strengths and ingrained flaws and a reminder of how our strengths when taken to extremes are damaging and how flaws when left to fester leave a person stagnant 

They are both gods of knowledge and evaluation

but While gems knowledge focuses on theory and laying out the foundations

fwhips knowledge is what happens before and after the objective is met also quick thinking when things don’t go as expected

@weird-king-eli

Life smp Pjo au skizz

Skizz is the son of eleos goddess of compassion and pity 

Skizz’s dad is a very kind man who works at a morgue and actually met skizz’s mother while on the job

He found a woman crying over a grave and noticed that woman was in all black with the exception of her veil which was dark blue and hid her face

he went to comfort her and she took note of him compassionate gesture

When prompted she told him that she didn’t actually know the person that was buried she just got sad because someone died 

He fell for her because of her empathy 

She fell for him because his kindness 

Skizz inherited both those qualities from his parents 

tiny Tom headcannon

First things first tiny tom is a girl and a little bit bratty 

she is one of those kids that is obsessed with the idea of a fairy tale happily ever after and when she was abandoned she latched on to that idea and like Jimmy she has a depressing tally board to count the days her goal has not been reached but instead of it being for a train to be build it’s for the days of her not getting her idealized Prince Charming

She admires gem because she is a princess and just like her dads she has delusions about having authority and power so she’s very bossy to the annoyance of everyone plus her father is a god so it’s really bad

she inherited jimmy’s rigid morals and dislike of disrespect and ability to pick her self up

she inherited Joel’s expensive taste and god like strength and patience she doesn’t do things in halves

She loves her brother Hermes but is such a textbook annoying little sister that she manages to be the only that has ever driven the sweet Hermes to loose his patience

They had a very bad first meeting when she found she had a brother she got together a “contract’ and wanted Hermes to agree to unreasonable demands like letting her use his stuff or something like that

Don’t be mistaken Hermes loves her to but there relationship is not the best because he’s obviously the favorite of Joel and he inherited more god powers still she got super strength and is very much capable of picking up both her dads

When she’s older like in her tweens she started to look for parents and it was then she was told who they where

So She went to meet them and when she met Joel it wasn’t good he told her to go back to where she was and when she got pissed he pointed her towards Jimmy so she would take her complains to him instead

Jimmy agreed to let her stay and is very strict but she is the stereotypical bratty daughter so as you can imagine they bicker o lot she also has super strength which makes disciplining her very difficult 

she hates living in tumble town because it’s dirty and she has to do dirty chores she longs to live in stratos but She doesn’t have a roof over her head there and because she still wants to connect to her dads she stays in tumble town

whenever Joel comes he gives her random gifts to piss off jimmy and she worships the ground joel walks on because she is desperate for his approval but she doesn’t respect her other dad who hops from underestimating and babying her to showing disapproval whenever she does something childish

Jimmy try’s to be a dad but the last time he saw her she was a kid and he missed a lot 

over time they do get close but jimmys has a lot to learn and toms got a lot of maturing to do before she gets the picture