People Who Are Feral For Tdick Are My Favorite. People Who Drool And Get Dizzy At The Thought Of Someone’s

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

New Mexico's Melanie Stansbury

Come here puppy, your owner reaaaalllyyy needs that cute little mouth of yours right now. Let me tug on your leash and lace my fingers through your hair as I grind onto your little puppy tongue to get myself off. You’ll be a good boy and suck your owner off right? You wanna be a good little dog for me right? Do a good job and maybe I’ll reward you after!

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be

Meeee!!!

date idea we go to PetSmart and get banned from the tag engraver

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

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