Found my doppelganger, they have good taste.
random but mildly annoyed at how you can't romance both Astarion / Gale at once without modding the game- as a gay dude who's certain he's not monogamous I want my triad polyship pLEASE
ughngnhn Gale x Astarion is *chefs kiss* So lemme HAVE TYHEM BOTH
KAHSKHFKHGG
I AM GREEDY I KNOW BUT big SOFT WIZARD MAN AND ROGUE ELF ARE CURRENTLY LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD OKAY
i'm too gay for this shit- and too anfyrgy ANGYR
ANGRY
I like the other men too, but Gale and Astarion are frigging perfect like how can you CHOOSE??? QHY YOU FORCE ME TO CHOOSE
I thought I could but now-
Astarion: This is my Consort *holds Loki by the hip* And his boyfriend *points to Gale holding Loki's hand* Loki: Our boyfriend. Gale: I'm having a good time :) *Grabs Astarion's hand* Astarion: :D
Its almost 1 AM I am going to bed- or try. I need my wholesome content tho- UAGHH
He's OUR disaster bisexual and we all love him.
Alucard really is the disaster bisexual representation we all needed and deserved.
His polycule broke up (died of old age) so he took a depression nap (entombed himself for a 300 year slumber), bleached his hair (lost all his color from said slumber), and switched up his style (put his tits away in a frilly shirt).
He really is one of us.
Banana hydra
Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your prison owning donors depend on
You know those videos of children running in terror from their parents after they shave/cut their hair? That's what would happen with the shittens
I have this little Headcanon that Crocodile's missing hand was severed with a Haki blade but kept in a sealed jar, until they get that Jar their casually missing their hand.
It's probably in some obscure curiosity items collection or in some knickknack collection, sitting on a shelf collecting dust.
Or maybe...
“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”