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Love that Gavilar spends the entire Stormlight 5 prologue thinking about how much better and closer to divinity he is than everyone he interacts with, but the people he interacts with are, in order (spoilers below the cut):

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if we want to get technical there is also the ice queendom anime spinoff which, while not fully canon, is canon compliant (as in it doesn’t technically contradict official canon material, and thus could theoretically have occurred within the canon) and that adapts volumes one and two before adding extra material between volumes two and three, slotting in alongside the beacon arc chronologically, but watchable whenever you want considering the non-canon status

Hey question, you like rwby right? I know there’s books and stuff to read separately from the main show, but what’s the timeline?

Yeah I love RWBY! (don’t get me started on my pre-packaged rants I have about just everything)

So we have the main 9 volumes that you’re gonna wanna watch ahead of everything else, BUT the books, movies, and short stories take place in between so here’s a list of CHRONOLOGICAL order

World of Remnant short episodes, all expositional episodes about the world

Roman Holiday spin off book

Volume One

Volume Two

Volume Three

RWBY anthology manga series

RWBY Chibi comedy series

Volume Four

After the Fall spin off book

DC comics

Volume Five

Before the Dawn spin off book

More DC comics

Volume Six

Volume Seven

RWBY/Justice League movie number one (not canon)

Volume Eight

Volume Nine

RWBY/Justice League movie number two (not canon)

Now, if I’ve missed anything or something’s out of order, someone please correct me 😭

NOTE: the World of Remnant short episodes were released alongside volumes 2, 3, and 4 and could also be considered part of those volumes on the timeline

NOTE: the anthology series takes place during volumes 1, 2, and 3 and could also be considered part of those volumes on the timeline

EDIT NOTE: I forgot about the DC comics 😭 thank you for reminding me! I haven’t actually read them, so I’m not sure what they’re about entirely nor who they feature, but this is my reminder to go actually check them out lmao

But ultimately, the order I think you should consume the series in??

Volume one

Volume two (and watching World of Remnant as you go)

Volume three (and watching WoR as you go)

RWBY Chibi to cheer yourself up

Volume four (and watching WoR as you go)

After the Fall

Volume five

Volume six

Before the Dawn

Volume seven

Volume eight

Roman Holiday

Volume nine

and sprinkle in the Justice League movies/anthology manga if you wanna

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so excited for an oxventure battle royale,, i cannot wait to see who Shenigans their way into winning

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

yall with adhd or autism or such ever just get…. bored. like so Painfully bored. like its not “oh hehe i was so bored and i made this” to flex or “oh im so bored bc i have nothing to do” but like a “i am physically incapable of ending this horrible understimulation with any activity i might attempt” and its genuinely fucking painful

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New title and release date for Stormlight 5

something something if i had a nickel for every time the original mistborn trilogy set up an almost love triangle that was never actually a love triangle which Vin promptly solved with murder i’d have two nickels

The funniest love triangle in fiction happened in The Well of Ascension, the second Mistborn book, where Zane was like "[insert evil laugh here] I'm gonna torture my half-brother by making his girlfriend fall in love with me and force her to choose between us". Meanwhile Vin is just living her life and dealing with plot stuff and never gives any indication of harboring the barest romantic or even platonic feeling towards Zane, and when he finally makes his offer she's like "what the fuck dude of course I'm not picking you". The third point of the non-existent triangle, Elend, remains blissfully unaware of any all these events (including that he has a half-brother) because he's too busy dealing with other plot stuff. Anyway, kudos to Zane for inventing clowns in Scadrial

tumblr gave me like a “recommended post” notification or whatever for this and i didn’t realize “you like the ikea shark” was the actual text in the post, i thought they were just calling me trans in the funniest way possible

You like the ikea shark dont you?