Aaaaaa! They're So Cute!

A real [joking] conversation between me and a co-worker yesterday;

Me: Hey, Josh, if I throw salt into someone's eyes, what is it?

Josh: Assault.

Me: I know it's a salt, but what is it?

Josh: *chuckles* I don't know

What's Sauron's favorite cooking utensil?

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Mordor and pestle

Ok, that was a terrible joke.

Wip Comic I created during class and decided to make a semi-rendered digital sketch of. Don't mind my poor handwriting. (and my spelling apparently)

Wip drawing of one of my DnD characters. This is Sabrina, she's the definition of a murder-hobo but specifically to the supernatural (we're doing a campaign based off of Hunter The Parenting)

reblog for me to send really really weird and slightly ominous headcanons about you in your inbox

Edit: I’m crying yall there’s so many

Lorevember 2024

I am extremely late to posting this but I did finish my stories for Lorevember days 12-14. I'll add todays, tomorrows, and Sundays ones to their own posts whne they're done.

Day 12: Creation/Destruction

Title: Ancient Fueds

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Original Work, Ancient Egyptian Religion

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Major Character Death

Relationships: Original Male Character & Isis (Ancient Egyptian), Original Male Character & Kek (Ancient Egyptian), Original Male Character & Set (Ancient Egyptian), Set & Isis

Characters: Original Male Character(s), Isis (Ancient Egyptian), Set (Ancient Egyptian), Kek (Ancient Egyptian)

Additional Tags: Ancient Egyptian Deities, Dialogue Heavy, no happy ending, Short, Lorevember

Summary: This is my (late) story for Lorevember Day 12. It's more like a fusion between Days 12 and 13, though.

Kagami steals an unasumming pen. Meanwhile, Set secretly follows him to Isis, hellbent on finishing what he started with killing Osiris.

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Day 13: Beasts/Monsters

Title: Frigid Revitalizations

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Original Work, Norse Religion & Lore

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Original Female Character & Odin, Original Female Character & The Æsir

Characters: Original Female Character(s), Óðinn | Odin (Norse Religion & Lore), The Æsir

Additional Tags: Lorevember, References to Norse Religion & Lore, extremely short

Summary: Ragna gets revived by the Æsir Gods to do their bidding in Midgard, which she's not particulary happy about it.

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Day 14: Magic’s Origin

Title: Origin of The Nothingness Wars

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Original Work

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Gods & Their Creations

Characters: Time, Space - Character, Original Non-Human Character(s)

Additional Tags: Original Deities - Freeform, Original Mythology, Lorevember, Short, Original Universe

Summary: Before Time and Space had joined forces, there was a great nothingness. One so great that even the Gods couldn’t break through alone.

Even after the Gods escaped and created a safe haven for their kind, the Great Nothingness still permeated their very beings. It seeped into everything, despite their attempts to stop it.

Or The story of how the Nothingness Wars began.

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

So, this is such a missed opportunity for the Hermes kids.

Monster Insurance: Insurance against monster attacks and payout for death b/c of one.

Aka Life Insurance for Demigods

Connor and Travis would totally run a company like this.

Ok, so I'm in college, right? We all know that sometimes people do the strangest shit.

I was walking to my intro to ecology class. I decided to go into the Campus Center(cc for short) to grab a couple of cookies for a friend and myself.

I walk in just as this random guy and his friends(I presume) were leaving the cc. All of a sudden, he Sparta kicks the push-han dle-thingy(I don't know what it's called, don't @ me).

And that thing is more than halfway up the door, mind you. The girl who was walking next to him just goes:

Girl: Why do you always do that?

I don't know how to process this. Is this how college will be for the next 4/5 years? Can anyone back me up on this?